Gasheni

I just want to know things//Inlove with stories//Here for a good time//Its not that serious//

[Gasheni @GasheniJ]

Hekaya za mkurugenzi hizi😂

[American™ @1776_13]

On July 2, 1982, a 33-year-old truck driver named Larry Walters tied 42 helium weather balloons to a Sears lawn chair, strapped on a parachute, packed a BB gun, sandwiches, and a six-pack… and cut the rope.

He expected to float a few hundred feet over his San Pedro backyard.

Instead he shot up like a rocket to 16,000 feet — straight into the main approach path for LAX.

Two airline pilots radioed the tower: they had just passed a man in a lawn chair holding a gun at 16,000 feet.

For 45 minutes he floated over Los Angeles, freezing, too scared to shoot more balloons. Finally he started popping them one by one and came down tangled in power lines in Long Beach, blacking out part of the neighborhood.

When police asked why he did it, he said:

“A man can’t just sit around.”

FAA fined him $4,000. America turned him into a folk hero — Lawnchair Larry.

True story.

[Dollar $ign @DennoForester]

Eloi Eloi, vile tulikubaliana lakini kwa sahii anza na Natalie Githinji yangu naezangoja kidogo

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Ellen G. Swipe?
Chora Sabato?
Paint n Soya?
Hymns and Hers?

[Gasheni @GasheniJ]

@Iamkajuju_ Lemme follow, apa kuna greatness ya Ke Music

[Gasheni @GasheniJ]

Is there a way I can reactivate my dormant account bila kukuja kwa branch?
@Coopbankenya

[Gasheni @GasheniJ]

@gufydox @njoki_karu @KoimettClara You guys made us cry pale kwa Serro, what a piece 😌

[2017 Dybala @_justvic1]

In the words of Sheldon Cooper, nothing beats 73.
73 is the 21st prime number
It's mirror 37 is the 12th prime number
21 reversed is 12
Also 7 × 3 is 21

In binary, 73 is a palindrome: 1001001

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Platonically I attract such amazing people! The most amazing people in fact. Romantically is where it all goes south.

[Marketing and Comms @Jeanwandimi]

Rage bait-y things in this world.

Glueless pads
Wingless pads
Stainless steel pans
Weak-glue sticky notes
Mules/ sandals with a heel
Huge work bags with thin straps
Hand washing a food processor/ blender
Attach CV, then type everything in little boxes again

[Thefootballslayer @FootballSlayer_]

"Hello, My name is Unai Simon, Spain's goalkeeper. Nice to meet you guys, I don't think you saw me, I was on the pitch too."😂😂

[Nessie Judge @nessiejudge]

Congratulations Spain! 🇪🇸✨😄
#WorldCup2026

[Gasheni @GasheniJ]

@its0mar_58 @TrollFootball 😂😂😂😂

[Gasheni @GasheniJ]

Oya @its0mar_58 utaeka hopes ama niachane na wewe 😂😂

[Stake.com @Stake]

Drake has gone big on Argentina in the World Cup Final 👀

A $5.1M payout awaits on Stake, if they beat Spain in regular time.

[Wachira. @Thee_mavERIC]

The dopamine you get scrolling Twitter after Ruto has taken an L

[Dan Aceda @danaceda]

Again I say. This should only be for ex cons. We cannot continue to assume that the entire population is guilty until proven innocent by the most corrupt apparatus in Kenyas history.

[YOUnique Man @GeorgeYOUniq_]

Hello twitter.

I am George from Nairobi, Kenya and these are the works of my hands

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

You can always rely on Mikel Merino.

[Mono⁵🇪🇬 @RawanaMarijuana]

@Apocalypse_AAO Of course we're blaming a woman for a grown ass man's actions

[Danny Hernández 🦴 @danny8002]

“No puedes estar triste por la eliminación de una selección que conociste hace un mes”.

Yo después de la eliminación de Cabo Verde:

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

CABO VERDE 🫡