even in my limited experience desert nomad life is like suddenly you feel you're Lawrence of America 'cuz things you took for granted be hitting different
Mfw I think Ni no Kuni is gonna be a Ghibli little baby film but it's actually a Ghibli film where the kid protagonist's mom dies of a heart attack after trying to save him in the first 10 minutes and he gets psychotically depressed, like dayum
What I'm really interested in is using paintball guns and rubber balls as a way to relatively safely and cheaply punch people into submission from a good range. Not to use even, just as a good BATNA.
Okay am I the only idiot that watches championship MMA fights and thinks "yeah but if I just krav maga'd that fucker I could take him." also I wonder about my chances armed with just an x-acto for example