Ash Darling

I drink your casket ooze, I dream your dreams.

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

other photos, we were wearing masks, mine was a cat I guess?

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

This is my favorite photo of me from a long time ago, on Mt. Lemmon. my friend used a film called lomochrome purple iirc hence the ominous sky

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

even in my limited experience desert nomad life is like suddenly you feel you're Lawrence of America 'cuz things you took for granted be hitting different

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

'oh, the overpowering feeling just to know, somehow, you are near'

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

@SupaMalaman @turrible_tao astrology knowledge requested

[luca @uglyisgood]

Does ur therapist even know i exist 😔

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

somehow never occurred to me to change who I was in exchange for worldly wealth/power

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

Also on normal difficult it's kinda hard

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

Mfw I think Ni no Kuni is gonna be a Ghibli little baby film but it's actually a Ghibli film where the kid protagonist's mom dies of a heart attack after trying to save him in the first 10 minutes and he gets psychotically depressed, like dayum

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

in secret i am a giant scorpion and the world is between my pincers, you fools are just too blind to see it!

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

I feel like a witcher, sorceresses always be finding me

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

Legit a minor miracle I managed to never accidentally post nudes on my banned account

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

Have discovered terrible truth that more and more expensive chocolate tastes better and better

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

What I'm really interested in is using paintball guns and rubber balls as a way to relatively safely and cheaply punch people into submission from a good range. Not to use even, just as a good BATNA.

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

@eigenrobot this thought reminds me of you somehow , hope you and the fam have been great yo!

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

MMA is just kind of ridiculous when you can buy a machete for 12 bucks at Walmart

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

If I did MMA I would really not want to be concussed so I would simply win all my fights

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

Okay am I the only idiot that watches championship MMA fights and thinks "yeah but if I just krav maga'd that fucker I could take him." also I wonder about my chances armed with just an x-acto for example

[Ash Darling @Gaslit]

@sirsfurther Teach a man to metafish and you metafeed him for metalife (sadly still does not get real food in real life tho)