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@HillF1 F1 suffers from the same problem as Golf. The technology now outstrips the course. You want better racing? Either slow the cars down or build new circuits to allow them to race properly

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@kelvmackenzie You really are the most unacceptable of cunts aren’t you Kelvin.

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@kelvmackenzie Any self respecting parent would have simply called the police?!

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@dave43law @RishiSunak Is he talking about the Houses of Parliament?

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@redditchrachel @SuellaBraverman The government figures show that 1.2M legally entered the uk last year and approx 600K left the uk last year. So there we have it. No shortage of housing, no problems with a GP appointment, no serious problems finding work, but a mere 40K arriving by boats! now that’s a problem!

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@kelvmackenzie Maybe he parties all night with employees of the Sun during lockdown!

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@piersmorgan At first I thought it was you Piers, but then I remembered that you don’t have enough skill to work for the BBC.

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@tyromper Six out of seven’s not bad I suppose

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@ProtectWldlife @PhilSpencerTV Did it need to be culled? If so, what’s the problem?

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@VERCAPLESS And that’s what a penis looks like

[Nuvias UC @NuviasUC]

#Teamwork makes the dream work! Our team had so much fun with @GaspEvents #workingtogether to over come obstacles, to construct not only singular buildings, but a whole street!

#Oneteam #buildingsuccess #TeamBuilding #UnifiedCommunications #Collaboration

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Ladies and Gentleman, I give you, once again, Her Majesty's Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport, Nadine Dorries.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

This is brutal. And strangely the most low energy takedown I’ve seen.

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@boomsupersonic Aren’t you about 60 years too late?

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@Bernie_Marsden Hi Bernie, just out of interest, have you ever heard of / checked out Kenny Wayne Shepherd?

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@stephenfry @BBCTheOneShow Futtocks

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@AldiUK Waitrose laughing at both of you!

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@JeremyClarkson has anyone else noticed the similarities between the duo of farmer and dog from Shaun the sheep and Jeremy and Kaleb?

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@stephenfry And sorry has pretty much replaced excuse me!

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@Bernie_Marsden many moons ago when you played The Stables with Company of Snakes you very kindly signed Ready and Willing for me and asked me to sign a copy of my Album Wicked Child for you. I completely understand if you binned it, the recording quality was terrible!