Gates Motel

Just a girl raised In the South and big sports fan. Fascinated by politics but it raises my blood pressure. RTs NE endorsements. Views expressed are my own.

[Gates Motel @GatesMotel]

@Ed_Bradley Did the agent go on a "gay date" with James O'Keefe? That seems to happen with significant regularity.

[Gates Motel @GatesMotel]

@CBSNews As a constituent, I waited for 5 years to vote against Bill Cassidy. He contracted a severe case of TDS in 2021 and has been a childish and immature member of the Republican Party ever since.

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Gates Motel @GatesMotel]

@BourbonGoggles @Oilfield_Rando Start with the ones who were already defeated: Cassidy, Massie, Cornyn.

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@ProfMJCleveland You haven't lived until you've voided your bladder in a pristine Buc-ee's restroom stall. And bought a single egg-sized cast iron skillet on the way out.

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@mattvanswol @EndWokeness I was waiting for her to claim that Melo said "I can't breathe!"

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@Variety To be fair, based on Scott's statements, it sounds like the 3 bosses were barely able to get in a word. In fact, the big boss had to stand up to make his point heard that Scott should leave.

[Gates Motel @GatesMotel]

@DailyMail The fact that Sammy's "stood firm for two years" is probably part of the problem.

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@EricLDaugh I waited for years to vote for AGAINST Senator Cassidy, and he continues his immature behavior. The message sent by his constituents back home stopped mattering after his abrupt turn against Trump after Jan 6, and still isn't getting through to him.

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@ImMeme0 It's one thing to have a policy disagreement and be able to rationally argue your position. It's another thing entirely to let emotions take over, set up a camera, and spew this toxic nonsense to the world. Make Asylums Great Again. This man needs help.

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@WesternLensman Why didn't he go to the church that was invaded by Don Lemon et al? He IS supposed to be a Reverend, correct?

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@LAndlioness @GuntherEagleman The judges and juries in MN would probably acquit them. And the employers probably agree with them. But fingers crossed!

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@GrageDustin But were they adequately "trained"?

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@Cjpearson She must not go to church much, because that's not how it works. Even if what she said had a grain of truth, you don't just interrupt the pastor and start demanding answers from the chairs.

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@johnnymaga This is reminding me of the groups of BLM activists surrounding and harassing customers dining outside of restaurants demanding they say "black lives matter".

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@Darksideleader2 @WesternLensman Dems are practically BEGGING for videos of the military in the streets. That's the only thing they can count on in the midterms.

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@JDVance @nedryun Notice the difference between how this administration supports their officers/agents, and the last one? See Border Patrol officers on horseback example...

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@catturd2 And WHY was she in a dangerous situation? There were way too many bad decisions she made prior to that, up to and including her decision to flee at all costs. Why are lefties allergic to personal responsibility and accountability? Oh yeah, TDS and victim mentality.

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@EricLDaugh Those are definitely not local accents on those speakers/chanters.

[Brian Knotts @brianknotts]

When the lease is up on the current Popemobile, he could do the funniest thing.