4/29/1863
I met a Mr William Bellachek today. Nice fella and his granddaughter is sweet as molasses too. They spent the night. I heard noises coming from my guest house but they are none of my business.
Karl: There was these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?