Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield

Olympic Medal ‘07 | 4⭐️ Fuck Machine | #Scumbag Certified | #GatorNation | Homophobic Enthusiast

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

My name is Sammy Bakersfield. I enjoy taking care of myself (Xanax in moderation) and like to keep a balanced diet (3-4 Xanax daily).

My hobbies include relaxing at the park (Fished out off Xanax in public), and boxing practice with my partner (Beating my wife). #LANK #CTESPN

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

Post grad jog around the neighborhood listening to Jordan Belfort by Wes Walker is a completed canon event in my book.

[Edward “crawfish” Gilamore @NBAKingBell]

BREAKING: Texas A&M 4 Star transfer RB Big Walt has Committed to Texas Tech, he tells, @On3Recruits

Quick turn around after entering the portal less than 24 hours ago.

“As soon as I got on campus, I knew this was my home. Red Raider Nation, let’s get to work!”

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@jordan_topscott @thugpug845 Just got laid off unfortunately. The whole “It’s my prescription I have to take it” persona didn’t play as intended. HR is fucking pissed.

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

If you’re at Bar PM rn come find the fucking Gator. First one without insider info gets a beer on the house. #LANK #SEC #Big12

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@thugpug845 Let it rip on the diversity hire in the IT department. Usually does the trick

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

College women will rot in bed all fucking day, eat less than 250 calories, drink a whole bottle of wine, then put on a $450 Alo set for a 20 minute yoga session and post a picture to their story.

Shut the fuck up you’re not fooling nobody. #Sick #CTESPN #BV

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@DrHubeJennings Some type of hell yeah sculpture. Maybe a fuckin tiger sculpture or something.

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@SheldonSkuz That unemployed friend at 1:00 on a Monday^

Keep throwing your money away at these shit games geek boy

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@randyroughnuts If I was homeless and someone offered me a Fuckboy Cattle Co shirt for warmth. I would look at them with disgust and hack a lougie on their shoe.

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@jordan_topscott @archibaldmagnum @johnny_danziel No idea, can’t be worse than the geek squads mock wedding event. Every lard of shit bust down gets to dress up for a night and has to let everyone know.

Either way, i’ll be putting my letters in my LinkedIn bio post initiation.

Cheers,
Gator

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

Id pay money to put these dorks in a cage and throw rocks at them for a few hours.

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@jordan_topscott @johnny_danziel I can tell Donny over here doesn’t have much etiquette. Have you ever been to Dorsia with a reservation, Donny?

Your whole “I don’t give a shit” persona seems a bit underdeveloped and non fitting. A man’s Fraternity is the essence of his whole life, don’t you understand?

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@BradfordFlexIV Guy in the stretcher is a hell of a fuckin wing man. Give him some knucks if he ever returns

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@BradfordFlexIV @randyroughnuts Ball up top

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

Fumbled a 32 yr old milf with two kids last night, and to make it even better, she was a 9.25/10. @jordan_topscott saw it first hand. Gator was in full effect until he was not.

[Jordan Topscott @jordan_topscott]

Top accounts I’m enjoying on the feed

1. @BigDBoneyard
2. @danieskl_
3. @GatorSammy
4. @BradfordFlexIV
5. @thugpug845

Keep it up guys

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@jordan_topscott @BigDBoneyard @danieskl_ @BradfordFlexIV @thugpug845 Glad to make the cut, more to come.

Gator

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

@SamSoftnuts @randyroughnuts Hopped on the meeting, shirt drenched in drool with muck all over my face. Safe to say the HR whore was in shock. Time to get after it on the town and deal with the bullshit tomorrow.

Cheers.

[Sammy “Gator” Bakersfield @GatorSammy]

Incase anyone needed some motivation today: “Be the reason HR gets involved”

Just told the goth bitch in my Teams chat to gug my nuts. I now have an HR meeting in 15 minutes. @randyroughnuts any pointers?