Anna 💃

Tell your cat I said, Pspsps ps pss

#Leeds #Hartlepool

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[Anna 💃 @Gatsbyspants]

Missed the most important page #Bowie

[Anna 💃 @Gatsbyspants]

Found this in a box. How lucky we were in 1996! £65 for the whole weekend!!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Took me a while 🤣

[Nicola Jane Swinney @NicolaJSwinney]

The woman who scanned my items at the supermarket was rude, unhelpful, scruffy and smelled like she’d been drinking.

That’s the last time I use the self checkout.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

god damn it.... son of a bitch... I just realized that Blueys mom works in airport security... and Blueys dad is an archaeologist.... Bluey's mom's job is sniffing, and Bluey's dad's job is digging up bones.... because they're fucking dogs.....

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Please retweet.

[Anna 💃 @Gatsbyspants]

I had the weirdest exchange I'm buying camping gas, the person comes over to check my age. I said, I didnt realise there was any limitation on this and she says, yeah... then pauses and adds, even the non alcoholic kind needs to be authorized......

Have I missed something??

[Anna 💃 @Gatsbyspants]

@pitchblacksteed BoB with heavy enunciation on both B's

[Anna 💃 @Gatsbyspants]

@nekosattva_chan Why does he look like John Robins though?? What do you think @Masterman @elisjames

[Anna 💃 @Gatsbyspants]

Why are they in the wrong places, and Alex did the head scratch?? #TheLastLeg

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

This is one of the greatest visual gags in history. The way Emu quickly glances to the side to check no one's looking before grabbing Hull's neck and chucking him in the freezer. And the somersault at such a tight angle. A visual gag artist at his absolute peak, sensational.

[Anna 💃 @Gatsbyspants]

@shesbonky Good Lord. 😍

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

You know what would be peak comedy, right about now?

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Can you stop being dicks for like 5 minutes!!

[Jodie 🥀🕸️ | GHOSTS FILM 👻😭 @_skinnymandria]

IDIOTS POSTING THE SAME VIDEO AT THE SAME TIME OF WEST HORSLEY PLACE WE HAVE NEVER BEEN SO BACK

[Anna 💃 @Gatsbyspants]

The ballad of Wallis island was absolutely beautiful and I really hope it gets the recognition it deserves @BAFTA @timkeyperson

[Anna 💃 @Gatsbyspants]

@Met4CastUK Excited for you. Good luck, your passion will shine through x

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Prince Andrew

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