Anshool Deshmukh

A neurotic nomad perpetually in search of unknown obscure artists in an effort to create an epic playlist.

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

@CompaniesMarke1 I'm in the process of creating an infographic for the world's largest pharmaceutical companies. I have your data as of 23rd June 2021 and see that some of the biggest companies are missing of the list. Could you shed more light on this please. Thank you!

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

@Ride1Up Hey! I was planning to order an E-bike and ship it to Canada. The shipping on your website claims that it's $25 but when it comes to checkout, it's a completely different price. Not sure what is happening. Would love to get that shipping charge on the product.

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

Just when you thought the world was about to fail and we were all doomed to live in a delapitated dystopian world, this happens. Turns out Harvey Weinstein contracted coronavirus while in prison. I mean, say what you might about the virus, that's just fucking poetic. #GoKarunaGo

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

@LifebouySoap So I guess Bunty was right all along and we all called him a madman. Listen to your respective moms and slow soap or not wash your hands for a minute. We definitely owe Bunty an apology. #StayAtHome #GoKarunaGo

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

Fun fact: Deodorants at Sub-Zero temperatures sting your skin a lot more than usual. Especially at -15 degrees. Will probably have to test it out at other temperatures to be sure. Will get back to you with updates soon. Thank you for your unfaltering patience on the subject.

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

To the hiring manager @NASA, where do I sign up. I have five years of experience as a journalist and I have watched both @GravityMovieUK and #Interstellar three times over. That helps right? Looking forward to hearing back from you. Thank you for your consideration.

[NASA @NASA]

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We’re accepting applications March 2-31 for the next class of #Artemis Generation astronauts. Find out if you have what it takes to #BeAnAstronaut: https://t.co/vwvSH5hz1T

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

May kindness and peace follow you forever sir. Thank you for your fantastic performance. You truly deserve every praise and accolade you have received. I'm sure River would have been so proud. #JoaquinPhoenix #Oscars2020

[ABC News @ABC]

Actor Joaquin Phoenix gives emotional Best Actor acceptance speech for his performance in "Joker."

#Oscars
https://t.co/cm6hY14ce0

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

Given the current political climate in the world, the time is ripe for a Green Arrow-esque hero to just take up the mantle. Some leaders need to hear "you have failed your people" being screamed in their faces and then threatened to do better. Maybe that's the only way forward.

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

The only explanation for the sounds coming from the apartment above me is that either elephants or tap dancers live there. Or here's an idea, maybe they just developed a bowling alley upstairs. Oh #MrHeckles I feel your pain today. You were right all along.

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

@UGAalumniCLT Hey. Visiting folks in Charlotte. Where is the best place to watch the ND game here. Let me know. Thanks.

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

“Fight on, my men,” Sir Andrew said

“A little I’m hurt but not yet slain.

“I’ll just lie down and bleed a while,

“And then I’ll rise and fight again.”

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

Have you ever wondered if dictators think about democracy as a mistress they can't have. If they have commitment issues. Maybe they would like to try it out. Have a whirlwind romance. Spice things up a bit. Completely mess with the people. #AnInsomniacsThoughts

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

Psychology says choose the path that is the hardest. That's what will make you the strongest. I say screw that. Choose the path that takes you the farthest. That's what will make you the wisest.
#AnIsomniacsThoughts

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

You think dead lifting hundreds of pounds of weight is the real feat of strength.. Try lifting an #Ikea bag full of #Costco goods and then come talk to me missy.. #Iamtherealstrongman

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

Woke up to a #TayTay marathon. For obvious reasons I joined in and completely took over. It's definitely a #swifty kinda day.

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

All the social media sites just wished me Happy Valentines Day. My life has finally peaked. #Somuchindemand #valentines

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

So got up today to yet another one of my famous life tags #WaitWhatJustHappened #ElectionNight #ElectionsBumMeOut

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

I believe that I'm one garage away from being the next big thing. #Inventors #Procrastination

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

Curse the day my mum came to know what a selfie is. She now wants one with everything and from everyone. #Kardashians got nothing on my mom.

[Anshool Deshmukh @Gattuscope]

What a game. What an end. Befitting him. Thank you for all the times I saw you put up clutch shots with eyes wide open. #MambaDay #Kobe60