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Southbound train on a hellbound track

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

@5amsher Worth a shot! It’s a delightful dramatisation of the sport, if cricket is a turnoff fundamentally, I’d not recommend. But, this could be your segue into cricket. I’ve not watched F1: Drive to survive show that recruits folks to F1 but I think this is the cricket version of it

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

I’m so sorry for beginning to watch The Test today. GOAT show.

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

The is just word salad for saying god cannot create an immovable mountain.

If the goalpost is that god can do all things intrinsically possible, humans then are only limited by time to be gods.

God is either an all powerful being or a human ahead of his time.

[Nate @TornadoNate]

Before I got married my future wife was a smoker. Soon after we started dating I told her I wouldnt marry a smoker. A year later we got engaged and then married. She hadn't quit, and I didn't throw a baby fit about it because I'm not a psycho. With time and support she quit before becoming pregnant with our first.

If you love and trust someone enough to join lives with them, you don't give them shitty little tests to pass, you believe in them and help them. This dude will be a bad husband.

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

how are you an adult and still saying shit like “i told you so”

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

As far as India’s dominance in limited overs goes is this how the ozs’ felt in the late 90s? Crazy. Dominance that has to be considered unparalleled!

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

My friend came out as bi.

Idk why she felt the need to “come out”. I can speak one more language than her but you don’t see me going around telling people I’m trilingual.

Odd.

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

Top tier

[BURKOV @burkov]

A math professor noticed his kitchen sink at home was leaking.

He called a plumber.

The plumber came the next day, tightened a couple of nuts, and the sink worked perfectly again. The professor was delighted. But when, a minute later, the plumber handed him the bill, he was shocked.

“This is a third of my monthly salary!”
“Yeah, I get it…” said the plumber. “Why don’t you come work for our company as a plumber? You’ll make three times more than you do as a professor. Just remember: when you apply, say you only finished seventh grade. They don’t like hiring educated people.”

So the professor got a job as a plumber, and his life really did improve. All he had to do was tighten a nut here and there every so often, and his salary was much higher.

One day, the management of the plumbing company decided that every plumber had to attend evening classes to finish eighth grade. So our professor had to go too.

By chance, the very first class was math.

The evening school teacher, wanting to check what the students knew, asked for the formula for the area of a circle.

They called the professor up to the board, and he suddenly realized he’d forgotten it. He started frantically reasoning it out, covering the board with integrals, differentials, and all sorts of fancy formulas to re-derive the result. In the end, he got:
S = –π r²

He didn’t like the minus sign, so he started again.
Again he got a minus. No matter what he did, it kept coming out negative.

He cast a panicked look at the class, and all the plumbers were whispering:

“Swap the limits of integration!”

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

Golf is like the men version of kitty parties

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

I was born on the 18th May of Nineteen Thousand Nine Hundred and Ninety Seven

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

Guy who says Two thousand twenty five instead of twenty twenty five

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

….(?…)😭

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

I also, like buses, want to go “tchssss” loudly. I feel like that’d fix me

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

@5amsher Ms excel supremacy

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

@5amsher So much content is now unlocked

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

A 14 year old (13 y last month), scores the second fastest century in ipl. He’s yet to have used a razor but has smacked 140kph over 80 m.

Incredible. Unbelievable. Scary.

Can’t imagine how much stronger he’ll be once his voice cracks over this school summer break

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

I've never felt so much clarity in my life before. thank u minute maid pulpy orange

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

Realisation of what I truly desire dawned on me last night as I was sipping some ice cold minute maid pulpy orange.
I seek not the pleasures of flesh nor the warm embrace of limelight. Money's gentle melody finds no place in the opera of my life

[gaurav🚶🏽 @GauravKatam]

Fret not o dear heart of mine, for, i dedicate the reminder of my life to the holy pursuit of goofy shenanigans alongside a sidekick so unhinged they're going to have to rename the dumb and dumber franchise to smart and smarter when we're done ballin'