Garret Smotherman

aspiring Meditator and hesitant iconoclast

[Garret Smotherman @Gavarik]

Above & Beyond: Group Therapy 500. Signup for updates and pre-sale access.: https://t.co/gA2Lh8W3aJ

[Garret Smotherman @Gavarik]

@isaacpetty yes

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

I just don’t want to make anyone nervous but I just saw Warren Buffet panhandling.

[elise @eliseannelee]

No stimulus check, no vaccine, just out here raw dogging the pandemic

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Taco Bell is better than Chic Fil A all day. Taco Bell has made 15,000,000 featured items out of the same 7 ingredients. Chic Fil A, while undeniably tasty, is boring as fuck.

[Garret Smotherman @Gavarik]

you see $1400 I see 28,000 dogecoin

[Garret Smotherman @Gavarik]

We’re on Clubhouse listening to Lindsay Lohan discuss NFTs @TimJDillon where you at

[Garret Smotherman @Gavarik]

Well it was a good run folks

[New York Post @nypost]

Elon Musk says SEC probe of Dogecoin tweets would be 'awesome' https://t.co/C5tPoysdBL

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The situation here is so dire George W Bush is now ice sculpting.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

No highs, no lows, only Doge

[litquidity @litcapital]

Gonna tell my kids this is Silicon Valley

[Garret Smotherman @Gavarik]

Grape nuts grape nuts grape nuts

[Garret Smotherman @Gavarik]

We have transcended clickbait

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Grape-Nuts, the cereal that’s made of neither grapes nor nuts, beloved by some and hated by others, is no longer easy to find. https://t.co/tNM0NTYrWS

[Garret Smotherman @Gavarik]

gimme dat stimmi

[Travis Barker @travisbarker]

Popular punk

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

When sensationalism wins over nuance, we lose our ability to think.

[New York Post @nypost]

Target pulling products allegedly made with forced monkey labor https://t.co/q8Wj2bu7uP

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Instead of saying “I like garlic Parmesan wings” you can just say “Legally I’m not allowed to see my daughter.”

[$ A B E $ @ShonePatrol]

Obama’s throw on a nice fit and ya’ll forget the war crimes...every...time