Gavin & Stacey

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Chicken bhuna, lamb bhuna, prawn bhuna, mushroom rice, bag of chips, keema naan and nine poppadoms.

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Chested it down, shook him off and BANG, right in the stanchion.

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You cannot trust No Man Jan. That's why she's been divorced 3 times.

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Woah, what's this about a slash? I don't want a slash, no-one told me I was having a slash

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Dad, this is Neil, the baby. Neil, this is your grandad, Neil.

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9 hours, Michael. 4 hours there, 4 hours back, that's 9 hours.

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It's not how old you are, it's how you are old.

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He said our photo is not representative of us as a couple. Yes it was an old picture, but have I changed that much in 15 years?!

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Gwen! I've gone for the gnocchi! Mick, I'm having a wonderful time.

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CAN WE ALL STOP CALLING IT A HONEYMOON, IT'S JUST A HOLIDAY

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I mean, since when has a great rack and an open mind not been a man's type?

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CHINESE! CHINESE! CHINESE! Someone order a Chinese?! YEAAAAAHHH!!

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Dave, I think you're a cracking bloke, but let's face it, you're riddled.

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I hopes you're hungry big boy

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Before you know it I'll be known as 3 steaks Pam!

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Just remember: don't go giving him nothing on the first night. Maybe a kiss, cuddle, cheeky finger just don't go selling him the whole farm.

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I KNOW THESE ROADS! I have driven to Billericay over seven times.

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Can I ask you a personal question, about your oven gloves?

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Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the blood of several Englishmen! Joking I am I'm not a giant.

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Where's the salad?