Mitch Keller should drill Chandler Simpson for his takeout slide of Konnor Griffin. You gotta stick up for your teenage face of the franchise shortstop.
>Be PewDiePie
>retired at 33 after dominating YouTube
>happily married
>moved to Japan
>reads philosophy & the classics
>still trains, still ripped
>restored his foreskin
>lives peacefully, doing exactly what he wants
Has Pewds quietly figured out life better than everyone else?
Miracle on small-budget highway:
The Miami Marlins, Pittsburgh Pirates and Chicago White Sox had 3 of the 4 lowest payrolls in MLB last season.
But in the last 72 hours, they’ve spent $80.5 million on free agent signings after closer Pete Fairbanks’ 1-year, $13M deal with Miami.