In honor of Chase Delauter becoming the 6th player in MLB history to make his MLB debut in the playoffs, wanted to let everyone know that i batted 1.000 off of him in high school.
@McGuire_55 Two seam down and out. Strike one. Curveball in the dirt, ball one, keep you guessing. Fastball in on the hands, swinging strike two. Now you’re nervous. Splitter at the knees. You swing over it. Everyone laughs as you walk back to the dugout.
The trope of a dumb American dude eavesdropping on conversations about said dumbness in a different language and then surprising them when he’s fluent in French but make it a Duolingo commercial
Why do they recommend getting to the airport 2 hours before flight? Just took me 3 minutes to get through TSA and another 5 to get to my gate. Now i have to sit in a glorified doctors office waiting room listening kids scream, people awkwardly staring at me