Gavin Cottle

assorted thoughts on the Pirates, mostly

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Paul Skenes, Jared Jones, Mitch Keller, Anthony Solometo, and Bubba Chandler. Circa 2025

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Olivia Dunne? Paul Skenes’ girlfriend?

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@LudwigJohnson1 Jealously doesn’t look good on you!

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In honor of Chase Delauter becoming the 6th player in MLB history to make his MLB debut in the playoffs, wanted to let everyone know that i batted 1.000 off of him in high school.

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@McGuire_55 I didn’t feel like running the bases bruh

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@McGuire_55 And yet i still hit you where it hurt the most

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@McGuire_55 Mega cope

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@McGuire_55 Two seam down and out. Strike one. Curveball in the dirt, ball one, keep you guessing. Fastball in on the hands, swinging strike two. Now you’re nervous. Splitter at the knees. You swing over it. Everyone laughs as you walk back to the dugout.

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@McGuire_55 Nice attempt at a troll, bozo

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Guy was terrified to take the bat off his shoulder.

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@TFSCollective Whoops, meant to crop that out.

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@ZML_4_Short Sun is a menace this time of year in Cleveland!

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I have said the phrase “sour cream, cheese, and lettuce please” more than all of my ancestors combined

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Ian Happ every time he plays the Pirates

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The State of West Virginia is coming after the NCAA

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The trope of a dumb American dude eavesdropping on conversations about said dumbness in a different language and then surprising them when he’s fluent in French but make it a Duolingo commercial

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"That’s the way we play football at West Virginia University. We play hard all the time, every play."

🫡 @RealCoachRod

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𝗛𝗘'𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗘.

The head football coach of the West Virginia Mountaineers, 𝗥𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗥𝗼𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗴𝘂𝗲𝘇!

🔗 https://t.co/Ws7lN9l4C0

#HailWV

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If god didn’t want globalization to happen he wouldn’t have made gin and tonic with lime so good

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All because the airport industry wants me to purchase and consume two beers at 10 am

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Why do they recommend getting to the airport 2 hours before flight? Just took me 3 minutes to get through TSA and another 5 to get to my gate. Now i have to sit in a glorified doctors office waiting room listening kids scream, people awkwardly staring at me