Gavtastic Gav

just a Burger King looking for his burger queen

[Gavtastic Gav @GavtasticGav]

Teen Pregnancy

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Just saw a cop without a service weapon #HereComesTheTickleMonster

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

My boy Odysseus here, he’s wicked smaht

[Gavtastic Gav @GavtasticGav]

@JmSteverlynck @EdwardJDavey Look up the first undisputed landing let me know what it says. While you’re researching remind me of the winner of the Falkland war.

[Gavtastic Gav @GavtasticGav]

@JmSteverlynck @EdwardJDavey Lol the falklands were discovered and first settled by England 😭Argentina’s only claim is that they are close l. The entire population voted recently to stay being a part of England

[Gavtastic Gav @GavtasticGav]

@ZacNationOnline @BasilTheGreat Boot licker

[👁️👃👁️ @jestermaxxing]

Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

NEW: In 6-3 ruling, Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship, except for Italian-“Americans”

[fei @karmicdebt]

#PourCoffeeOnYourGrandmaChallenge

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

ok that is diabolical

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Jalen “Millertime” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[おかちゃん@H.S GARAGE @HSGARAGE1]

アメリカ人と会話してるうちに

「big booty Latina」

という新しい言葉を覚えた

[Gavtastic Gav @GavtasticGav]

@NoLimitGains @MorePerfectUS

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🇺🇸BREAKING: Glyphosate — the active ingredient in Roundup — is being sprayed over millions of acres of US forests.

Most Americans have no idea it’s happening.

The same Roundup that Bayer spent $9 million lobbying Congress to shield from cancer liability.

The same Bayer whose lobbying firm employed Trump’s Chief of Staff and Attorney General.

The same chemical Thomas Massie called out at the Supreme Court.

Now it’s being sprayed over your forests.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[Gavtastic Gav @GavtasticGav]

@ByEricPratt Buy a superbox for him on Amazon and he’ll never have to pay for baseball again! Has every game every day.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans.

After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company.

Now, the states have won.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[paw @pawcord]

i’m genuinely in love with this ad
a french one? for a SUPERMARKET?? like woah

[Chase Williams @ChaseWilliams_]

New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today.

He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he’s moving into Gracie Mansion:

“Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist.”

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

Despite:

• Beating Notre Dame
• Having the same record as Notre Dame
• Having more Top 10 wins than Notre Dame
• Having an equal SOS to Notre Dame’s
• Having an equal SOR to Notre Dame’s
• Beating 3 of their 4 common opponents by more than Notre Dame did

…Miami will be left out of College Football Playoff while Notre Dame is currently in.