Gabrielle Gniewek

Jack of all trades, master of none.

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Dear State of California, here's an idea: When I get a marriage certificate, change my SSC and DL, and legitimately update you on my change of address, you should automatically apply all that info to the yearly vehicle registration so I don't have to. AGAIN.

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Thank you to whoever started putting counters behind women's toilets in airports. And more than one hanger. And enough space to fit you and your luggage inside a stall. You know, common sense stuff.

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

To be a Latin Rite parish priest, choose the oldest woman in the church with no vocal coordination and an obsession with vibrato to lead your choir.

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Sometimes I have good ideas. Other times I decide to eat In-N-Out immediately after work, still wearing a white blouse. I'm still scrubbing.

[Mark Freeman @MarkDFreeman_]

@SDGE What is going on with the Rancho Penasquitos outage?

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

I just ate a sushi roll so big that my face literally hurts from fitting it all in my mouth. #NoPainNoGain #SawmaFridays #firstworldproblems

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Irony: when actors in war movies wear tons of makeup to make it look like they're not wearing any makeup.

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Hoo-rags are infinity scarves for men.

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Enjoy. https://t.co/vx4CtIR22J #flanneldragon #blog

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Asian food feels like the biggest Ba'Utha cheat.

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

You're not a true Ninevite unless you make your chickens fast with you until noon -- and only give them table scraps again on Thurs. #BaUtha

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Blast from the past. An incredibly awkward one, at that. https://t.co/vx4CtIR22J #flanneldragon

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Hats are girl-code for "I haven't washed my hair".

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Rawr. https://t.co/IRucu6pWip
#flanneldragon #launch #blog #ranch

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Title of history's greatest trolling to date still held by man who put lightbulbs in fridges.
Rapes my eyes every early morning.

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Doesn't matter how careful I am, I will always stab myself closing an umbrella. #TheStruggleIsReal

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

What I imagine my computer says when I forget to charge it and it dies without saving.

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

@kristinayouaw You're welcome.

[Gabrielle Gniewek @Gawryel]

Here's an inoffensive quote completely unrelated to anything of current relevance in the Chaldean Church.

[CAL FIRE/San Diego County Fire @CALFIRESANDIEGO]

Good Morning! Cleveland National Forest will be conducting a controlled burn today on Mt Laguna today near Sunrise Hwy. Smoke may be visible