Let's all take a moment of silence to remember the dutiful Khaleeji boys who are traveling across Europe with their wives, moms and sisters for the holiday. We must never forget the sacrifice of their boyfriends back home.
Every "straight" guy is sending desperate Grindr messages looking for one last meet before tomorrow. I'm scrolling through and thinking to myself, "She done already done had herses."
Ramadan priorities:
1. sleep
2. food
3. Drag Race
4. football
5. Spanish lessons
...
117. new tires for my car
118. our neighbor's cat
119. my boyfriend