Gay Arab Problems

Of all the gay joints in all the towns in all the world.... These aren't your ordinary, everyday gay boy problems.

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I'll trade my Mercedes for a pedicure.

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Let's all take a moment of silence to remember the dutiful Khaleeji boys who are traveling across Europe with their wives, moms and sisters for the holiday. We must never forget the sacrifice of their boyfriends back home.

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Every "straight" guy is sending desperate Grindr messages looking for one last meet before tomorrow. I'm scrolling through and thinking to myself, "She done already done had herses."

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Condragulations, Qatar!

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How much should I tip my Turkish barber for trimming my pubes?

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Mom finally watched an episode of #DragRace. She has many questions.

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"If you pee clear, cheer." — @aquariaofficial #DragRace

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Ramadan priorities:
1. sleep
2. food
3. Drag Race
4. football
5. Spanish lessons
...
117. new tires for my car
118. our neighbor's cat
119. my boyfriend

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"Fags really are a hoot." — Karen Walker

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Gayrabs have a new pre-Ramadan mating call: "Miss Vanjie!" #MissVanjie

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Sheikh, sheikh, sheikh — shake your booty.

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"Drag is not a contact sport."

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Swipe left if his pics show any children or more than one wife.

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Wallah. @itsSHANGELA has been my pick to win for months. https://t.co/ynhiI0Lje7

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Shangela @itsSHANGELA is a smart cookie .. she gained a strong contender as an ally by not eliminating trixie and also didn’t have to deal with the shit trixie’s fans might pull if she kicked her off the show. #RPDRAs3 #allstars3 #RuPaulsDragRaceAllStars3 #AS3 #politics #RPDR

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Mashallah! https://t.co/KPWQ49Yb3J

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Drag Race legend @RuPaul joins the cast of Netflix series 'Grace and Frankie' https://t.co/cUIzVEuaLz

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It's depressing to make coffee for one when you're used to sharing saj for two.

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When did Gulf guys start carrying toiletry bags as man purses? Do their wives know about this?

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"Voguing is an art, as well as a political statement."

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Winter is just too short for me to show off my entire collection of shoes and hoodies before we're back to sandal weather again.