Albus Dumbledore

I put the sparkle in magic

[Albus Dumbledore @GayDumbledore]

#passionpainpleasure Is there any other way?

[Albus Dumbledore @GayDumbledore]

Sucotash. Say it with me. Suc-o-tash. Slytherin off the tongue, hmm?

[Albus Dumbledore @GayDumbledore]

Up and down up and down. Wii fit is a marvelous invention.

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Sliding into a hot oil bath.

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Try the back door RT @ssnape: Do you wish to stay at the castle given the hour of night, or would you prefer I escort you to the main gates?

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Strange bedfellows make for interesting conversation.

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It's not the size of the wand it's how you use it!

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@GeniusHermioneG hello dear.

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Sniveling horse radish!

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On a bender! *grabs wand and apparates*

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Feeling a little betrayed today.

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Hmm Chinese Harry tastes like chicken. http://twitpic.com/b0hte

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@Ronald_Weasley oops oh dear, pussys out of the bag!

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It's going to be a magical night!

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#dumbledore #dumbledore #dumbledore #dumbledore #dumbledore #dumbledore #dumbledore #dumbledore #dumbledore #wwdd (via @ravenclawgirl)

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There's mumble of an HPB at midnight. Oh dear I hope their wands are protected.

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@NarcissaMalfoy I was thinking the exact same thing my dear.

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Try as you might but you will never master the patronus.

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Class dismissed!

[Albus Dumbledore @GayDumbledore]

WWDD: If I like it then I'd put a wand on it #Dumbledore