Gay Guru

From Decorating to Dick, from Love to Labia, The Gay Guru has got you covered.

Because sometimes, darlings, it just takes a fairy

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@Viacom really needs to return @Midnight and @TheDailyShow to @hulu #MakeHuluGreatAgain

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

What in gay hell!?!.... THE HORROR!!! http://t.co/SD3NgMyq1m

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

I just hate when your doorbell rings and you look out to see that guy you hooked up with one time but he's just... http://t.co/4W8RW324

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Remember girls, you don't need to be a WASP to be WASPy... sweep that shit under the carpet!

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

"They all think they're Sarah McLaughlin, that's the thing about lesbians..." #logo #pridecomedyjam

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Sometimes you just feel like a good ol'fashioned. (By which of course I'm referring to rest area hook-up and handy-j.)

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Personally, I'm boycotting Prince Harry until he does full frontal.

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Because you or someone you know needs a second gig... qualifications (or disqualifications) are made abundantly... http://t.co/TevgFKq3

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

It's raining sideways...that's festive. Reminds me of the movie Twister......wait....

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Ok, it's fine...only I know I'm not wearing any underwear. Hey, that dude is looking at me kinda funny....aww fuck, is my fly down!?

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Dontcha just wish sometimes that you could mash all of your F-buddies up into one suitable boyfriend?

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Dear Connecticut Hipsters....you've got nothing on these Maine/New Hampshire Hipsters, they're a much sexier breed of Hipster.

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Oh Madonna, you're reaching so hard to try to stay relevant... http://t.co/tyVbmfL6

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Remember: It's all fun & games until you find a naked picture of your friend's husband in a random tumblr feed.

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Anderson Cooper came out....now they HAVE to legalize gay marriage...because who could gaze into those steely... http://t.co/gqWu5t13

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

There's full-frontal in Magic Mike, right? There better be, or i'm writing a VERY strongly worded letter to Hollywood...

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

reeling from a sexy-ex sex dream....

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Brian-storming with a friend about a new business idea: combining our love of handi's and illicit drugs with CT's... http://t.co/irhnskSL

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

Dear Porn Actors: Stop looking like dudes i went to HS with....actually, never mind....

[Gay Guru @GayGuruCT]

A Connecticut Wedding in Las Vegas.... I'll tell you all about it soon my darlings!