The Mrs. told me to go outside and touch some grass, she says "you're too fucking obsessed with @CULionsBaseball, Gaylord. It's getting to be too much, Gaylord"
I'll go touch some grass. The greatest damn grass in the land.
@LeightonPennys@hannahcmontoya I hear that rather than tucking his dick between his legs when he walks, he actually rolls it up like a measuring tape since it's so long
Sipping things you can't pronounce (Coors light tall boy in a brown paper bag) in places you can't afford (waiting in Central Park for my friends to go to the Knicks watch party)
If anyone thinks that what Josh Hart did to Devin Vassell was a "hostile act" wait until you find out what Dick Cheney did to the entire country of Iraq
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Sorry to get political on X guys. I just don't understand how the city is going to fine me for not having an item they mandated that they aren't making available to me through reasonable channels. If it was in every hardware store different story but not the case here. 🖕Mamdani
@NYCSanitation Fuckin scam artists. "Get a bin they're available!" I have been to four different Home Depot's today to be told nobody has them. What was wrong with the existing system? Just another fuckin money grab for the crooks running this city smh
@NYCSanitation Fuckin scam artists. "Get a bin they're available!" I have been to four different Home Depot's today to be told nobody has them. What was wrong with the existing system? Just another fuckin money grab for the crooks running this city smh