10/10 Procrastination Station

Writing a personalized 90 minute comedy special dedicated to Bo Burnham to casually flirt. Starting tomorrow. Hopefully.

[mej @SingularJem]

Hey, diva! Just wanted to let you know I think your chest hair is so fierce and that hog of yours is sooo puss.

[Jinkx Monsoon @JinkxMonsoon]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Jynx Monsoon

[10/10 Procrastination Station @Gaydadbod2]

Ryan Reynolds lookalike contest at the Why Was Thor Sad Rally.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Someone pointed out that selling merch yarmulkes is inappropriate so I’d like to apologize for being the first to exploit religion for money

[10/10 Procrastination Station @Gaydadbod2]

@VOX_of_SU I'm visiting 🏥 🏨 tomorrow, he said he's "great great", "could use a smoke/ joint", etc.

I'll send a pic on the day

[10/10 Procrastination Station @Gaydadbod2]

@VOX_of_SU 🚨 from cousin with love

[eric curtin @_ericcurtin]

"the squeak is coming from inside the mouse" just something i thought of. kind of funny. hope october is treating everyone well.

[10/10 Procrastination Station @Gaydadbod2]

@VOX_of_SU @JTown604 @AreOhEssEyeEe @DrStevenGreer @uncertainvector @g_knapp @gorddownie I'm at the building. Doing a wellness check brb

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Does he do birthday parties

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I refuse to gossip. I will, however, spread lore.

[10/10 Procrastination Station @Gaydadbod2]

@brianjoralvarez Mostly here for the fourth wall feeling.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Whidbey. He just got a huge round of applause for his first ever theater role. 14/10 we are so proud of him

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

To stop a bad guy with a gun, you need a good guy with a gun. To stop a good guy with a gun, you need a politician. To stop a politician, you need a bad guy with a gun. We desperately need to get more guns in the hands of bad people

[LateNighter @latenightercom]

Jimmy Kimmel handed his show over to his wife/executive producer Molly McNearney Tues night after Donald Trump again suggested at a rally that Kimmel should have listened to her when she advised him not make his knockout "past your jail time" joke at this year's Oscars.

[ani ! @anivgc]

me when my nonbinary friend has a really nice fit

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

chappell roan is entering the industry with a sense of self worth that everybody applauds in other women as long as they endure mistreatment for a decade before
developing it