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🎭 unt alumna • probably talking about taylor swift • wifey • cat mom • she/her • 🇵🇸

[ang 🥥🌴🍉 @GayeFish11]

At best, I am exhausted; at worst, I am defeated. (A Thread)

[Cal 🐦‍⬛🌹|| Leviticus era @cal_crows]

i like hadestown, but honestly my only criticism is that they don't talk about orpheus' financial situation or the state of eurydice's appetite enough :/

[kidi @kidibillion]

Texas: WEED IS BAD!!! Felony!!!!! PRISON!!!!
Also Texas: HERE’S A DRIVE THRU MARGARITA BAR IN A CONSTRUCTION ZONE!

[nehir @ohmyenchantress]

rip eartha kitt you would've been an absolutely incredible persephone in hadestown

[brian @brianonhere]

odysseus’s crew getting surly and restless as it becomes more and more clear theyre not gonna make it back to ithaca in time for the one day a year it’s legal for single people to have sex

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i may be severely depressed but at least i have this (holds up kinda fucked up looking cat who adds a lot of stress to my life)

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

so you’re telling me no tax dollars were used, people here got around just fine, AND she donated money to feed 3 million new yorkers?? Oh exactly

[elly🌺 @ellye6ks]

men will say “at least im not selling my body” and then join the military

[aa @annamc___]

There has never been a more damned if they do damned if they don’t person than Taylor Swift and I’m more impressed every day by how she doesn’t go insane

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

TODAY!!!!!

[fran || TAYVIS WEDDING 💍💒👰🍾 @ivysaugust13]

“taylor’s outshining america’s 250th birthda-“ good. y’all are kinda weird about that anyways

[ang 🥥🌴🍉 @GayeFish11]

@be_like_ice My timid girl 2020->now. I’d stop the world for her. 🩷

[Donhammed Trumpistan @TheRealDon85]

Shout out to Charlie Kirk for finally not saying anything racist on Juneteenth. What a turning point

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats are great because they're basically like 12% teddy bear, 34% raccoon, 9% actual demon, and 45% David from Schitt's Creek

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

why do men and women have different shoe sizes It’s just size it’s just a measurement it should all be the same like “oH iT’s 10am GuY TiMe 12pm lAdY tiME” shut up and fuck trump and fuck ice too

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

YOU YAM YAM!

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

republicans claiming he would use the stage to make an anti-american political statement just for the entire performance to be a celebration of life and culture and family oh bad bunny they could never make me hate you