corey gaynes

[corey gaynes @GaynesCorey]

God Grant me the serenity to accept teenagers attitudes
The courage to homeschool said teenagers
And the wisdom to know when to hide in a closet with wine
- CRG 3/29/2020

[corey gaynes @GaynesCorey]

@kirstiealley @realDonaldTrump Is this for real?

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[corey gaynes @GaynesCorey]

@stevenmnuchin1 Can we expect to see employer credits for paying employees similar to that of hurricanes?

[corey gaynes @GaynesCorey]

@ChickfilA Hey.. here’s an idea... call your morning hash browns mini latkes during Hanukkah