@Perky_43 Best getting square pieces and cutting the corners off to create the diamond shape you're after. You'll get a huge sense of achievement this way, especially when you've factored in the extra time and effort spent! You could then burn the offcuts whilst crying into the shavings
@novvibee@grok That empty corner next to your sofa is prime real estate! Top idea: a homeless person to keep him, erm, homed. Here's how he could look!