Garrett Batenhorst

regular guy doing regular things on the regular

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

@augieweitz Emphasis on the “smaller than 10”, I am a 10 in both shoe size and looks. Know the facts before you come at the king

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

@BarstoolBigCat Found it

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

@augieweitz I don’t even remember tweeting this, I’m seeing this for the first time

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

@augieweitz I don’t even want to know the amount of time I spent doing that

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Just got told literaly we cant take off because our “plane is broken”. On sundays thats worth 6

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

@DHelgenberger Much rather be doing that again than becoming a grown up lol

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

Nebraska beat Duke

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

Take my money https://t.co/fpwYyjqpL5

[Jurassic World @JurassicWorld]

Watch the @JurassicWorld #FallenKingdom trailer now! Life finds a way June 22.

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

@Keats__Tweets #jimbo @PardonMyTake

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

Love it https://t.co/9eJrqSBDNS

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Herm Edwards to be named Arizona State head coach, per @SunDevilSource https://t.co/PM7P1Jn67F

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

@megangf19 Fuck I️ have to delete that tweet now

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

Has anyone else ever thought about how highly underused coupons are in college

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

PAC-12 after dark is the 🐐

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Congrats Mollie on being named the American League Manager of the Year! A well deserved honor! #MNTwins

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

Expiration dates are just suggestions in college

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

This explains so much https://t.co/N35Nmr6HS2

[Cody Beckmann @beckmann_cody]

One time my brother started throwing rocks at me and he decided to make a game out of it. It's called "rock tag" and it fucking sucked. https://t.co/37OcEmJFFv

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

What do two 32 year old guys do to take their mind off their cancelled TV show? Dorm sleepover with their 18 year old best friend

[Garrett Batenhorst @Gbatey_21]

But wouldn’t you feel bad disliking homeless animals? https://t.co/4aqNaDcdXY

[Jenna Ketter @jenna_ketter]

Ok so hear me out.......

Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

what if I told u. That life wasnt a highway afterall. But rather,, it was the van u traveled in a long the way https://t.co/smmcHBF3uL