A woman rejects your advances.
You stalk her to her home.
Drug her and rape her.
You then cut her vagina to simulate lubrication and "first time" sex experience.
You send her a text the next morning gloating and telling her she'll never get justice.
This guy deserves death.
When I worked at my first restaurant outside Nigeria, the head chef said on my first day:
“If you have any outside jobs or events to prep for, feel free to use the kitchen before or after hours, just bring your own groceries.”
The Nigerian in me was MIND BLOWN.
Worked a bit more and realised this was pretty standard. As long as you’re respectful and don’t take the piss, no one minded.
I brought that culture back with me. My chefs are free to take outside jobs and prep in my kitchens, with sense.
It helps them grow, earn extra income and stay creative.
(This tweet is brought to you by a chef who just sent me afang soup because she had an outside job and made extra for me 🥹)
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- The new 2026 FIRS digital monitoring system
- Why freelancers will start paying 7–24% automatically
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The step-by-step method to protect your bank inflows from heavy tax deductions
All you need is a phone or laptop.
Like, RT + reply “TAX GUIDE” and I’ll DM you the full document (must be following)
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