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[Yonan @yonann]

Amar’e Stoudemire says the Suns wanted him to play 72 games or get only 20% of his contract, then told him they had players who could replace him

“I’m leading the team in scoring, rebounding, blocked shots, deflections... We just lost at a buzzer beater, so let’s just get this over with and let’s run it back”

“He was like, ‘We got to do some type of reconstructed contract where... you got to play 72 games and if not, you only get 20% of the contract.’ I’m like, ‘What? Hold on. Crazy. 20% is crazy’”

“I’m like, ‘What happens if I play 71 games and we resting... or we’re blowing teams out and no need for me to play?’... It was too much gray area... He was like, ‘No, we can’t do it. We got guys that can replace you’”

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

Pat Bev wanted all the smoke with Nasir Core!! “It’s LEVELS. Boy didn’t stand a chance.” 🤬

[Secondson🪐 @Zayn11milli]

Young Thug on how he's helping out Lil Durk on his case and his back & forth with OTF:

“I’m covering that Lil Durk bill […] that’s my brother I got to..”(Message to Brian Steel)

“Ya’ll niggas just talking […] I sent Brian Steel down there”

Before the eventual commencement of Lil Durk's Murder-for-hire trial Young Thug made this statement.
Initially he had Drew Findlings as his lead counsel but Thug still had to put on the same lawyer that saved his a$$ Brain Steele. People say Durk's Counsel are especially good with cross examinations. So let's see what eventually happens, this case promises to the that "ONE"

[LIV @rn_livi]

When did this happen and why nobody neva call me???? 😩

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Football star Erling Haaland officially CUT OFF his signature long blonde hair and went for a complete BUZZ CUT then called Zlatan Ibrahimović, who was absolutely DISAPPOINTED in him 😭💀👀

“Block me and erase my number, my friend.” 🤣

[RONJM Official @RONJMOfficial]

Stop leave your life to please social media people. listen why

[TOMI🦅 @TOMISINSPARK_]

“Size don’t matter till she get mad at you 😂👀”
Throat Goat reveals that she prefers a more moderate size and believes p0rn and social media can create unrealistic expectations about what women want. She says bigger isn’t always better, and personal preference matters more.

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

Smh that cloak ting is dutty

[TMC Music Connoisseur | TRAPO 2 OUT NOW @MusicConnoisseu]

Nah this one he got RTM down to a T 🤣🤣🤣

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

£ 165 for one hour on a rickshaw in london.

( m.falvi )

[RONJM Official @RONJMOfficial]

Dyema has to to say about Tony Matterhorn

[London & UK Street News @CrimeLdn]

A man jailed for life for murdering a flat mate over a £5 row in walthamstow flat

Construction worker Eugeniu Neamtu, 59, stabbed flatmate Gheorghe Trica, 63 in a row over £5

Neamtu was jailed for minimum term of 27 years.

[FTBL_Planet @FTBL_Planet]

When Lee Sharpe was on holiday in Magaluf in the summer of 1998, he bumped into Dwight Yorke and some of the Aston Villa players on a night out.

Sharpe had already spent years playing under Alex Ferguson at Manchester United.

Yorke was still at Villa.

And once the two of them got talking, the rest of the night became mostly about Old Trafford.

“He was just picking my brains about United and Fergie.”

Sharpe told him what Ferguson was like.

What the club was like.

What it was like walking into that dressing room and playing for Manchester United.

And Yorke kept asking questions.

“What are the women in Manchester like?”

By six in the morning, Sharpe had finally had enough.

“Yorkey, I’ve got to go.”

“I’m done.”

That was when Yorke finally mentioned the one detail he probably should have got in a bit earlier.

“Thanks for the info.”

“I didn’t tell you, but I chatted to Fergie last week and I’m supposed to be meeting Barcelona at nine am.”

“I think I’ll give that a miss and sign for United.”

Sharpe just looked at him.

“You’re telling me now at six am that you’re supposed to be meeting Barcelona at nine?”

“Yeah f*** them, I’ll be too hungover for that. See you in Manchester.”

A few weeks later, Manchester United signed him from Aston Villa.

In his first season at Old Trafford, he scored 29 goals as United won the Premier League, FA Cup and Champions League.
#football

[The Breakfast Club @breakfastclubam]

🚨 IT’S FREAKY FREAKY FRIDAY! You know The Breakfast Club is a safe space... kinda ☺️. A man went viral for his micro-🍆 issue, and we were curious to know how many other men were dealing with the same issue! 👀 Listen live every Monday–Friday from 6 AM–10 AM on @iHeartRadio! 📻

[🇯🇲 Kadeem 🇯🇲 @KadeemBarrett99]

SHE SAID YES 💍👑

Usain Bolt on his 40th birthday, proposed to his long time partner Kasi Bennett

Congratulations to the GOAT and his fiance 💍🥂🍾🥳🎊❤️⚡️

📹 Ig @trackalerts

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Woman says females only make rules for men they don’t like, and they break every rule for the men they actually like. 👀🤔

[HebertySales @HebertySales]

Great friend story!

[MaxB @adedejidavies]

Wack100 says he and his crew once thought they had the drop on 50 Cent in Los Angeles until they saw him surrounded by Navy SEALs with guns strapped to their thighs 😭

50 looked back and smirked. Wack looked at the security and decided today was NOT the day 😂

Call it chickening out if you want, but they made the right choice. Hip-hop didn’t lose a soul that night because those SEALs would’ve cooked Wack and everybody he brought with him 😭

50 had presidential security for a rap beef. That man has NEVER played about staying alive. He truly move different.

[The Tropixs @TheTropixs]

Dancehall artiste Dovey Magnum is embracing her return to Jamaica, declaring herself a “proud deportee” in a post shared with her followers.

“I did my best 🙌🏽‼️” she wrote, before adding, “Big up the deportees them, wey never snitch & gangster out them ride 💋❤️.”

She closed the message with: “Bad we bad! WE HOLD WEIGHT!!!”

[𝙍𝙞𝙎𝙃𝙞 @Rishi_vk_18]

GTA 6 side missions are about to get ridiculous 😭💀

#GTA6 #GTAVI #Cyberleak #RockstarGames