Garrett Dix

“So far so good” | UAFS Alum | IG: @gddix

[Garrett Dix @GdDix]

I can’t help that I’m a fashionista and you’re an uncultured wet sock https://t.co/Kcztfj1gJ9

[Madison Gibson @_madisongibson]

*asking my brother @GdDix what color I should paint my toes

Me: “Garrett red or pink?”
Him: “What shoes are you wearin’?”
Me: “What does that have to do with it?”
Him: ”It has everything to do with it”

In case you’re wondering what it’s like to have a brother 🙃

[Garrett Dix @GdDix]

Decorative magnets jump off the fridge and stick to me

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Whitetail deer are the Kardashians of wildlife because there’s like a million of them and they’re always up to something

[Garrett Dix @GdDix]

Social media apps are allowed on state owned devices? 😂 Imagine a phone is turned into court for evidence and it keeps dinging from all the disturbing meme DMs from the officer’s delinquent friends.

[Governor Kevin Stitt @GovStitt]

TikTok is now banned from state devices and state networks in Oklahoma.

We will not participate in helping the Chinese Communist Party gain access to government information.

[AARON @lidolmix]

i’ll be home for quismoiss

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@AOC Your feedback is appreciated, now pay $8

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Graphic design is my passion.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

How are we supposed to live laugh love in these conditions?

[Garrett Dix @GdDix]

Why the ankles?? Why do they always bite the ankles??

[IcyHot Patch @Icy_hotpatch]

Sorry I can't hang out I have to itch the mosquito bite on my ankle until I reach bone

[Garrett Dix @GdDix]

The SimpliSafe watermark 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Probably shouldn’t store a massive amount of fireworks in your car

[Garrett Dix @GdDix]

Who gave Otis Campbell some sparklers?

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

awareness level: 0
drunkenness level: 98
fireproof superpowers: 100

[Garrett Dix @GdDix]

@katiebrowncow Idk why med students keep getting assigned here! I got asked by a friend if I knew any rooms for rent three nights a week. Um, not drug free. 😂

[Garrett Dix @GdDix]

This is so cool. Too bad it would be a wasp hotel in my part of the country… 😔

[Kendall Rogers @KendallRogers]

What a terrible, terrible rule. To me, interference has to be very very obvious.

[Garrett Dix @GdDix]

I’d say toxic, not venomous. Unlike a dog bite, every bite by a human will become infected if not properly cleaned.

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Finished shooting at the pole. The magic begins this fall. Don’t tell anyone I shared this photo looking out Santa’s window.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[Mason Gilmore @mgilmore_11]

The American Cornhole League’s Celebrity Throwdown is on national televised ESPNews yet @OU_Softball’s opening regional game is an ESPN+ viewing. Makes sense.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This time was the closest humanity ever came to world peace

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

When the Hibachi chef asks if you can catch a shrimp in your mouth

[Garrett Dix @GdDix]

Samich

[Ginger.Lee @GingerLeeAuthor]

The last thing you ate is his name