Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin

horns up. M25. I'm up to no good, I'm down for having fun.

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@poccariee

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@dosthought This tweet is on my "for you" page, and I think I'm up for the challenge. 🙇‍♂️

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@puyooooo_ Yaudah, dm aja mau area mana.

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

There's billionaire stans? Ew.

[tacky billionaire capitalist stan @tayvows]

that seems like a pretty new iphone for a girl so anticapitalist

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@dollshhy Deket menteng ga kalo kamu?

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@holvanilla This is not an okay statement. You shouldn't be alone.

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@poccariee Why bother installing bumble when you can meet me?

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@honeydewbae FTL/fithub/AF/lainnya?

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@darkbutterflee @smekdoncat Waduh, ini mah antara bego sama asshole.

[Dan @incognitodann]

The girl is obviously fucked up, but I’m also curious how the guy made it past her typing style, let alone the bouquet request. I would’ve been out of that chat long before it got that far.

Physical attraction really is one hell of a drug.

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

Nyari cewek cantik dan normal itu banyak banget, sumpah.
Jangan stay sama orang gila.

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

The first date is a blank canvas.
When they demand the world from you at your first meeting, they are essentially painting their flag bright red.

[Ave @punksite]

dia bilang udah sampe di bawah, and still got no response.

temen gue masih coba nunggu sekitar 1 jam-an, and still.. got no response.

sampe akhirnya temen gue memutuskan untuk pergi dan send her this very message. 😭😭🤣🤣

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

Feels really bad, even today.

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

I once dated two girls at the same time, though they never asked if they were the only one. I ghosted one of them because I felt secure enough with the other.
Am I a bad enough?

[Diandra @gladdiandra]

Ga bisa dipungkiri, cowo baik emang ngebosenin banget ☺️☺️

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@aiuenow Wait, were these pictures taken this afternoon?
I was there (fX, right?) few hours ago.

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@coastalreverb How long have you been training? Looks like you really know your way around the weights.

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@peachybububy Right now I'm googling 'how to yell at someone "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE" at someone in your timeline'

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

Boleh dispill ga sistem scoringnya pake pedoman apa nih bwang? Udah sesuai SNI kah? Siapa tau ane bisa update approved checklist juga nich.

[Jelly Dring @Jelly_drinkzz]

@sugondese6666 Tbh, welas ini face cardnya B aja mid score 6. Tp body cardnya boleh utk seumur dia, score 7,5-8. Apalagi seruangan sm wulan guritno ya monmaap jelas fokus pd ke wulan yg face n body cardnya top tier

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

@birdblackbuck Dunno, starting to think maybe I missed the chances several dates ago 😅 I'll keep trying then.

[Kenzo Daffa Zainuddin @GeDuaKali]

I gotta be cursed (or apparently toxic).
Had done exactly that with my dates for years, yet I can't hold a wife.

[Kiw kiw @birdblackbuck]

How about me? cuma jalan 2x langsung kuajak staycation? 😂
And endup being half of my life lol