G-Ram

Pineapple doesn’t belong on Pizza. I love chocolate. WhoDat nation. LA. The best stuff in life are green. The best color is Blue. 🇸🇻🇺🇸♻️♊️

[chance @chanceposts]

It’s important to criticize your country but still cheer for them in all sporting events

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

Easy group? My brother in Christ, I’ve watched this team fight for its life against Iran, Algeria, Slovenia or just not even get here at all.

Six points from two games is something I, quite frankly, never dreamed I’d see.

[Grillmaster Nehmdawghausen 🍉 @nehmdoge]

Everyone who’s not a soccer fan finding out about Haaland is killing me lmfao. Yeah that caveman looking cyborg is simultaneously one of the funniest people alive and one of the greatest strikers alive

[🇺🇸 The American Culturist 🇺🇸 @MericaCulture]

Hotter take: We should've had college marching bands playing at our games during the World Cup.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

ITS CALLED SOCCER NIGGA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

America aura is so crazy we forced two teams to score in their own goals wow

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THE USMNT IS OFFICIALLY INTO THE KNOCKOUT STAGES OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP.

GET BEHIND THIS TEAM 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

❤️❤️❤️

[The Black Hokage @TheBlackHokage]

This the most black folks I seen on the mens Team USA world cup team.

And we’re kicking ass.

Almost like we should invest more in other communities to flourish 👀

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

The World Cup is just March Madness for the world

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Cinema fans, sports fans, anime fans and gamers winning this summer

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[AB @AB84]

World Cup games really do just start on the dot man fuck the nba 😭😭

[Elias 🫠🇲🇽 @bburrito15]

Telemundo has easily been the best place to watch any of the World Cup matches, having less ads just makes the experience better

[Invictos @InvictosSomos]

— ¿Valió la pena ver los 24 partidos completos de la primera jornada de la Copa del Mundo?
—

[Katscarey @KatsCarey]

El camarógrafo en el partido de la selección Colombia. 🤣

[Yami @bbcitayms]

Chat, how tf are we supposed to go back to regular life after the World Cup???

[🇨🇼 @Naichism]

Pick up a fucking history book nigga

[Anthony @AnthonyKyaw]

If this World Cup doesn’t make Americans fall in love with soccer, then nothing will

Amazing games, amazing atmosphere in the stands. What a tournament so far.

Some non-soccer fans will complain about games ending in draws or low scores, but I hope others are enjoying them.