Garret Douglas

A disabled B-3-4-R from Outer Space!
INFJ | Libra | NB | Sex Pos Ace

I'm here for the jokes, thirst traps, and random distractions.

I also write screenplays.

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

@grangertattoos Best I can do is a homemade macaroni necklace. 🥸

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

@BadassMommyTTV Heavens no.

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

@__444444444__

[Shana @cynicallycute]

This made me so happy 😂

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

Same

[ShirtlessJesus @WootsieFootsie]

i grew big tits to avoid eye contact

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

All that "repressed rage" gotta go somewhere. 🥸

[$$ @__444444444__]

i have a 15 minute window every day where i’m extremely social and then i go back into hiding

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

@grangertattoos You tryna smoke every color of the rainbow? Cus I want in!

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

Is breakfast Ramen a thing?
...Screw it, I'm making it a thing.

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

@cynicallycute Thus answering the age old question, do fries in fact come with that shake? 🥸🖤🍟

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

@__444444444__ Possible Names:
Pass D' Hash,
Brownton Abbey,
Brown The Hatch,
Hash it Out,
That Hash Tho.

[$$ @__444444444__]

i’m going to open a food truck that just sells hashbrown

[Pan-African Tiger Woods @wordisbond]

Dewey ate this shit up

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

@Isa_11_AC Feverish because you're adorable.

[$$ @__444444444__]

shrinking down really tiny and jumping into a power outlet >>

[Shana @cynicallycute]

Finally Friday! ❤️

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Them: what gave you nightmares when you were a kid?

Me:

[Shana @cynicallycute]

It's really hard to be a night owl in an early bird world 😩

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

@__444444444__ You're getting a hug & then a noogie. 🖤

[Garret Douglas @Gee_Dizzle]

@JoJodieJodes Only always. 🖤