GeeeeeezLouise

I'm not a chicken. You're a turkey!! 🦃

[GeeeeeezLouise @GeeeeeezLouise]

@JustTreyNoSongz I miss you too. 😊

[GeeeeeezLouise @GeeeeeezLouise]

@aloof_loofa Cake walk.

[GeeeeeezLouise @GeeeeeezLouise]

@gypsy_salad 💀💀💀

[GeeeeeezLouise @GeeeeeezLouise]

@jgk Cutest possum I’ve ever seen!!!

[SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama]

Do couples that jog together know about having sex instead?

[GeeeeeezLouise @GeeeeeezLouise]

If rain makes you bitches horny, what weather makes you act your effin age? #notyashoesize

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

What if men just misunderstood maslow’s hierarchy of needs and think starting sentences with “actually,” is the same as self actualizing

[Jack Boot @IamJackBoot]

I don't care what Mr. Mellencamp told you son, you CHEW that damn chilli dog. Jeezus, you're making me sick.

[Tales of a Waffle House Server. @AutisticDad23]

Ibuprofen, youbuprofen, weallbuprofen.

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

Never bring words to a sticks and stones fight.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they are your evil clone except your evil clone thinks you're the evil clone and so you have to murder them and you've just killed the person you love and now you're worried you really are the evil clone.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

sorry i didn’t text you back! i did not want to

[GeeeeeezLouise @GeeeeeezLouise]

@jgk Maybe that’s what drew me to it!!

[GeeeeeezLouise @GeeeeeezLouise]

@ba_dunk_a_dunk You know what they say. Narcissism is the greatest form of flattery.