Geek Porn Girl

Lesbian writer. I was recently called dirty, curvy, sturdy, flexible, and smart. I'll own that.

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@joeltena No clue, either. I came here hoping someone could explain.

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Thank the goddess for GoPuff because the presidential debate made me order wine.
Okay, only partly joking. The 5 cent sale at BevMo made me order wine, but it proved to be a very nice diversion from the presidential debate.

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I can credit Trump with a lack of cognitive dissonance. He sounds just as crazy as he looks.

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“I’m talking now,” Trump said to Harris, asking, “Sound familiar?”
Was he really defending Pence, who he fully intended to watch die in the Capitol?

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We drug test before Olympic events. Shouldn’t we drug test before a presidential debate?

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@fruitvalelocal It looked like someone’s whole arsenal blew all at once about 10 minutes ago!

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I’m going to suggest that instead of “Trump Conviction Day/s,” we start naming the days for the women. “E. jean Carroll Day” (Jan. 26), and “Stormy Daniels Day) (May 30). Half price cocktails for all. #trumpburn #trump @ejeancarroll @StormyDaniels

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Disappointed LISA didn’t win. However, she has the satisfaction of knowing that she truly had the best blouse ever for #Jeopardy!

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@kdlang @CindyCrawford @herbritts @VanityFair It was hot then and it’s hot now. In fact, you’re both still hot now! A beautiful image.

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@sam_buttrey @JimmyPanetta @RepBlakeMoore We were just in Monterey and commented that we should wander onto campus and request to see you!

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Generations of young people have gone to libraries to find out things their parents didn’t want them to know. This is a tradition as old as public libraries. #SupportLibraries

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@psychjason By that same logic, a question about Othello could be answered Otello, and you know that wouldn't fly either.

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I am closer to leaving @ATT right now than I have ever been, and I've been with them since two carriers BEFORE @ATT. The customer service is hideous.

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@Jeopardamy Love you; love your sense of humor. So tired of petty meanness on Twitter. #oakland

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@RageGrl If you're jealous, you can order one online for yourself!

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@drewfugate7 Jealous much?

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@laurapalmer72 Sad, tacky, and petty.

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@DavidKuzma11 Um... maybe she's laughing because women who don't are called bitchy by critical old white men.

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@rogueclown We basked in the glow of your enthusiasm and blue hair. We should all wake up every morning filled with your special joy, especially the #jeopardy haterhood. #jeopardysecondchance #JeopardyTOC

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@Jeopardamy @rogueclown @mattearoach OMG! Queer Jeopardy for the win! #Jeopardy #jeopardysecondchance #JeopardyTOC

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If Rowan, Mattea, and Amy compete for the Jeopardy finals, I will pee myself. #jeopardy #JeopardyTOC #queerjeopardyforthewin