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[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

Tras ser criticado por llevar al perro en brazos en lugar del hijo, el padre se defendió:

“El suelo estaba caliente y mi perro estaba descalzo.”

[Theblackbarbie @NeroGaming01]

@TaraBull Good lord, if I am to be reincarnated, place me in Saturn or Pluto or Mars. I'm fed up with earth.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

The Epstein files are so bad that they gave us a war in the Middle East, $5 gas, hantavirus outbreak, and aliens just to keep us distracted from it

Let that sink in.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Ever noticed how Pinterest is mostly used by women and somehow it’s one of the most peaceful, unproblematic apps ever 💁🏽‍♀️❤️

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

After a Pap smear they say "I'll give you privacy to dress"
ma'am... privacy left the room 10
minutes ago.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Zion @zionszzn]

hand sanitizers will find a cut you didn’t even know you had 🙃

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Social media killed the need for a high school reunion. I already seen your kids faces and yes I'm aware Jay went back to jail

[Bovely.☁️ @parkiminji]

“I wanted to tell this to all the deer and hermit crabs in the world: “yesterday is over, tomorrow is yet to come, today is yet unknown. Let’s live today well. Thank you and I love you.”

[єℓαιηє @elainesim28]

A hacker called me and said he had all of my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said 'Thank God for that, what are they?'

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

No shade, some of y’all look better a lil fat. Being skinny ain’t for everyone.

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

This hit too close to home. The younger generation will never understand the struggle.

[Sabrine @whoisitbad]

man i don’t wanna hear any debates about this man anymore, nobody will ever be on his level

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

If your husband’s name is Seth and he lives in Oak View, CA and drives a white ford truck you should know that he just got hit on by a woman at the gas station while he was filling up his tank and when she asked for his number he said, and I quote:

“My wife is waiting for me at home, at the home I built for us and our 4 kids… I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve got no use for your phone number.” And when I tell you the grin I gave that man, and the grin that woman gave that man, oof! Seth’s wife, you chose well. 😘

~ thewriterjess (threads)

[Elizabeth🥳🇺🇲 @Deseiye_]

My older brother missed my graduation.

No call. No message. Nothing.

Everyone kept asking, “Where is he?” and I just kept smiling, as if it didn’t matter, but it did.

That night, I muted his contact.

Three days later, there was a knock on our door.

He stood there tired, unshaven, holding a small wrapped box.

“I’m sorry,” he said. “I couldn’t leave the site. If I didn’t finish that job, they wouldn’t pay me and I needed the money for this.”

Inside the box was a simple wristwatch.

“I wanted you to have something that reminds you. Your time is just starting.”

I didn’t know whether to cry or feel guilty.

Sometimes, people don’t show up the way we expect them to.

But it doesn’t mean they didn’t care.

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

UK officially approves lifetime smoking ban for anyone born after 2008.

Anyone born on or after 1 January 2009 will never be legally allowed to buy tobacco in their lifetime.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU DON’T FEEL DEPRESSED BUT ALL YOU WANNA DO IS BE IN YOUR BED ??

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[NOLLY @omoelerinjare1]

For nearly seven years, Melina Salazar was the only waitress at a Texas diner willing to serve grumpy 89-year-old WWII veteran Walter "Buck" Swords.

He complained constantly, never smiled or tipped, and drove others away—but Melina always greeted him with patience and kindness.

When Walter suddenly stopped coming in, Melina wondered what happened. Then she received a call from his lawyer: he had passed away and left her $50,000 cash plus his 2000 Buick in his will.

The note revealed her consistent warmth had meant the world to him.

A quiet reminder that kindness, even to the difficult, can change lives.

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

💿🔥😆

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

EIGHTY FIVE????????