Wife’s family competes in a softball tournament every year.
Any advice on how to tell her 37 year old former D1 baseball cousin that he’s out and I’m in?
When I come to MN my fiance & her family significantly underestimate the amount of food I eat. So I have 2 options- admit to being a fat ass & open the fridge right after dinner or tell the fam I’m going on a walk to work on my wedding bod so I can get butter burger at Culver’s
Didn’t want to walk back after the double butter burger. Had to call finance for a ride home. Had her pick me up at the gas station next store to keep my cover
I have a new found respect for the Denver meth heads - they wake up with nothing but still manage to secure the bag each day. You gotta respect the hustle
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