k

[k @geeseofficial]

Im just here to be annoying and to have a good time

[k @geeseofficial]

Fuck a horoscope what’s your Hannah Montana transition sound

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Cashier #1: “Can I help you?”
Me: How long would it take to get a turkey burger to go?
Cashier #1: “About 5 minutes”
Cashier #2: “Are you Tony Hawk?”
Me: yes
Cashier #1: “Do you want a turkey burger then?”
Me: yes please, and an iced tea
Cashier #1: “Can I get a name?”

[k @geeseofficial]

Lukewarm more like leiawarm #imwithher

[k @geeseofficial]

White dudes when they learn how to say the N word in sign language

[Chase @chaselyons]

got a boner in my car call that shit a hard drive

[k @geeseofficial]

#memes #memesdaily
When the child you kidnapped keeps asking where his father is

[k @geeseofficial]

#memes #memesdaily
No one:

1996 kids when people told them to stop obsessing over a fountain in Super Mario 64:

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

@JakeLindner say on god

[k @geeseofficial]

#memes #memesdaily #SmashBrosUltimate
When you lose one match and your GSP drops from 1.5m to 20,000

[k @geeseofficial]

I am:
⚪️Male
⚪️Female
⚪️Frat Guy

I am looking for:
⚪️Male
⚪️Female
⚪️MY FUCKING JUUL, KYLE, I KNOW YOU TOOK IT!

[k @geeseofficial]

#memes #memesdaily #reddit
So was anyone gonna tell me what the green stuff on tacos is? Or was I supposed to stumble onto an obscure reddit thread to find out it’s lettuce?

[k @geeseofficial]

Who the hell just drank water one day and thought “You know, this is great, but what if it tasted like tv static?” and then just invented seltzer water.

[k @geeseofficial]

My FBI agent watching me through my computer camera while I have my 3rd mental breakdown of the evening

[k @geeseofficial]

Say it ain’t so,
I will not go.
Turn the lights off,
Carry me home...

[k @geeseofficial]

Sometimes a homie just going through something😔😔😔
#sad #memes

[k @geeseofficial]

Your little brother when mom says that you don’t have to let him hang out with you and your friends
#memes #memesdaily

[k @geeseofficial]

#memes #memesdaily
When you have no idea what’s happening but you still want to be useful

[k @geeseofficial]

#memes #memesdaily
*posts memes at 1:30 instead of sleeping*
*wakes up late for class*
Me:

[k @geeseofficial]

This is sad, every year there will be a wave of memes that I will never be able to know the context of😔

[hiiii @hiii8583885]

the nocturnal bugs when the ephedra starts shimmering #PSAT #psatmemes