Cynical Geezer

Never believe anybody about anything. George Carlin is my muse. Dying from emphysema. Equal opportunity Hater.

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Am an obnoxious, opinionated, self indulgent cynic. If you can't take the heat, get offa Twitter. All opinions and anecdotes are based on 72 years of experience. Get over yourself!

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@JackArnett11 Slush fund babies have slush for brains.

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A young Patriot was poisoned by radiation but did not lay down and die. Instead he went to Washington DC and associated with rich and famous politicians. The ensuing sickness and death set the Demshevik agenda back many years. Lack of oxygen dreams can be the best.

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@bhdonkey1 Prayer bench?

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@AdamCrigler They talk too? Bet they can't do it while they're walking.

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@haveaconcern New pine tree stinky?

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@haveaconcern A new pine tree stinky?

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@proudamericanq1 @STxStargazer Just want to smack the crap outta anybody that tells me to raise my hand. Didn't work in grade school and really annoys me now.

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@MaybeThatTommy Nah! Most hoors are way smarter than the average libtardette. Use a condom or let a doctor stir your guts with a spoon. Most pros use the condom. Not as messy.

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Haven't been on much lately. Seems I've caught a cold, which can be lethal for a lunger. If I skidded past masking, jabbing, testing, and general sheeple panickry to be taken out by the Common Cold, I am going to be spectacularly pissed off.

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@joeybagovdonuts Women and motorcycles. Same as last time.

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@bhdonkey1 Ten points, easy.

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@COOLBRE02671649 People spend a fortune to overcomplicate s**t. Have a Melita and a six month suppply of filters. Makes fine coffee and you can reuse the filters with little work.

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@JackArnett11 @wtwhitacre The Company of Drunks, Derelicts, and Neer Do Wells for Constitutional Rights salute you back, Jack!

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@RetroTechNoir No, but it used to piss him off when I did it.

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@Ur_a_Smartass_C Got nothing in my budget for truly ugly guns. Might buy another proven classic though.

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@RetroTechNoir Chocolate syrup should be drunk straight. About the only thing my sister and I agree on.

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@Proudinosaur @befaithful10 And that's kind of the current problem with the Constitution today. Almost never says what people think it does. Or want it to. Just like the Bible.

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@SimonCotter62 Missed you and the FJ. I'm back! Gotcha

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@Goalkickingguru Found ya. gotcha

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@YesThatVCharles So, why did you talk to that person more than once?