Sammy G

I’m drunk when I’m on here so take that for what it’s worth

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

Do the British believe in the Illuminati or the Illuminiati?

[Anthony Dabbundo @AnthonyDabbundo]

I actually think Ivory Coast is one of the most iconic soccer teams that many casuals even know because of prime Drogba and Yaya

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@Nene03921145 @swaveyxquis Yeah his finals run was truly sub-prime

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

If the cover of the New York Post isn’t this photo with this headline “SACREBLEU IT” then what are we even doing anymore?

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@Acyn Donny is as sharp as ever

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@ABC All jokes aside this could be an incredible step forward for world politics

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Steve-O showing off the skate ramp in his LA apartment on MTV Cribs in 2002.

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@x_kimmm_x @Serenitee_Sam No

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@kittykareninas https://t.co/5QnHY2yjEN

This might help

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

Shai took the SpongeBob SquarePants song to heart

[House of Lowlights @HouseLowlights]

Shai flopped on every single shot attempt.

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@vGodMannu @BleacherReport @AndrewDBailey Don’t forget Jimmy Butler!

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

not only are lance armstrong & sheryl crow the right age to be pete crow armstrong's parents but they also started dating right around the same timeframe that PCA was born. very confusing

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@ThatPatsStan It was funny dude get over it

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@mark_meadows @stoolgambling Twin cities count as one

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@mark_meadows @stoolgambling Yeah and Patriots play in Foxboro we are still counting those kinds of things.

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@stoolgambling Wait I’m including Lakers. Now I get it

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@stoolgambling Is Minneapolis not tied with Denver?

[Sammy G @GehrigSam]

@swipeyield @OrevaZSN Such a good quote