Giacomo

mostly (data driven) bullshit. life is a fast ball
opinions are my own

[Giacomo @Geims83]

@StevenG28745597 @MaleGoPex @Xbox @1xandermander we got it bro we got it

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

This angle of the Kyler Murray scramble TD is WILD 🤯

(via @AZCardinals)

[Giacomo @Geims83]

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Giacomo @Geims83]

@PaoloLocatelli Marsupio eastpack rigorosamente portato sul fianco

[Scott Hanselman 🌮 @shanselman]

Here’s the thing folks. I’ve been coding 32 years. When something like this happens it’s an organizational failure. Yes, some human wrote a bad line. Someone can “git blame” and point to a human and it’s awful. But it’s the testing, the Cl/CD, the A/B testing, the metered rollouts, an oh shit button to roll it back, the code coverage, the static analysis tools, the code reviews, the organizational health, and on and on. It’s always one line of code but it’s NEVER one person. Implying inclusion policies caused a bug is simplistic, reductive, and racist. Engineering is a team sport. Inclusion makes for good teams. Good engineering practices makes for good software. Engineering practices failed to find a bug multiple times, regardless of the seniority of the human who checked that code in. Solving the larger system thinking SDLC matters more than the null pointer check. This isn’t a “git gud C++ is hard” issue and it damn well isn’t an DEI one.

[Troy Hunt @troyhunt]

Just an important point on this as I’m seeing some misunderstandings: this is not a “Microsoft outage” (disclosure: I don’t work there or speak for them, Regional Directors are totally independent), it’s a CrowdStrike issue impacting Microsoft PCs.

[Giacomo @Geims83]

@borisooc Fa te che pensavo che il film sulla Madonna con la Porcaroli fosse il trailer

[Patrick Quinn @TinnyQuinny]

That's a lot of middle names

[Ducati Corse @ducaticorse]

🚨 HERE WE GO: it's now OFFICIAL! 🏁

@marcmarquez93 will join the #DucatiLenovoTeam on a two-year deal alongside @peccobagnaia for the 2025-2026 seasons! 🙌🏻

Benvenuto, Marc! #ForzaDucati

[Giacomo @Geims83]

Find the difference between these two pictures (cit)

[Giacomo @Geims83]

❤️

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

SQL is undefeated

[Giacomo @Geims83]

@Petrux9 Ma porc...! Rimettiti presto!!

[Giacomo @Geims83]

@matiofubol @magnumpio Oddio magari le cose in venti anni son cambiate, ma alla fine il sottoscritto gliel'ha data su, si è rasato finché serviva e dopo... Ha risparmiato su phon e barbiere. Ti auguro più fortuna.

[Giacomo @Geims83]

🤣🤣🤣

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Microsoft engineer: 500ms lag in liblzma? Something's up.

Also Microsoft engineer: 45 minute lag in Microsoft Teams? Perfect.

[Silent @__silent_]

I'm sorry but "The game crashes on launch because of a leap year" is just too funny of an oversight not to laugh at

[yedoye @yedoye_]

AI is like reverse Hitler to me cause we keep waiting on it to kill everybody but it won't stop making art

[Giacomo @Geims83]

So on @vinted you can say that something you buy is fake, without having proof, and you can keep it and have the monkey back. Good work!!! Hope you go out of business!!!

[matiə @matiofubol]

Signori, twitterine, il riassunto del Super Bowl e qua e mi odio per chiedervelo ma pls RT etc ché magari qualcuno si iscrive, qualcuno si abbona e io non dovrò mai trovarmi una vera fatica
https://t.co/DXeeBqTx2D

[matiə @matiofubol]

Twitterini, twitterine,
ho un nuovo sito sul quale parlare di football americano
È il terzo tweet del genere che faccio e mi sento un coglione, ma gli altri sono "nascosti", quindi vi chiedo ricondivisione e tutto quello che segue
https://t.co/DXeeBqTx2D

[Giacomo @Geims83]

@matiofubol Dai su, sito tuo, il seguito l'hai e di abbonamenti ne fai 💪non fare il Dak della situazione