Angela Smith Zimmerman

Fake news, skinny jeans, from New York. she/her

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania

[Greg Baumann @glbaumann]

Be the American that the World Cup tourists from Germany think that you are 🇺🇸

[Elyse @ElyseBee]

large group of school kids on the mall that didn’t buy red MAGA hats but instead a ton of abraham lincoln top hats like that’s what the fuck i’m talking about

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

you simply do not understand how comically diverse America is. what a beautifully stupid country we have

[Max Mannis @MaxMannis]

The thought of playing in the Finals at the Garden and looking over and seeing these two is actually insane

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Vivian @suchnerve]

How I sleep after getting told I’ll be “left behind” if I don’t use AI

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[ameretto soap from the farmers market is back @squidgicumsquee]

It’s capers, it’s sunscreen, it’s big sandwich… it’s cheap bikini on the beach. It’s chilli oil, it’s frozen grapes, it’s the coldest beer you’ve ever had… it’s lemon, it’s greek bakery sourdough, it’s 1970’s shitty beach read… it’s freckles, it’s sweat, it’s your best shorts

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

Don’t ask me to do anything this week I’ll be busy hanging out with my boys Pablo Sanchez and Pete Wheeler

[Chappell Roan Defense Attorney @Neil_McNeil]

We will never get a new episode of Hacks again.

[Maria @mlstrat]

ah it appears to be “fuck off at 3 pm to drink something on a rooftop” weather. my personal favorite

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Angela Smith Zimmerman @GelaSmith]

Give Greg his job back

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Fox's No. 2 NFL analyst, Greg Olsen, wins the Sports Emmy over the network's No. 1 NFL analyst, Tom Brady. https://t.co/SLuFKUFgxn

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

Me: Stands up

My dog: You son of a bitch I’m in

[Angela Smith Zimmerman @GelaSmith]

The concept of steak n egg closing at 3 pm and not 3 am is something I don't understand

[Eat DC @eat_dc]

Bistro Metzger is serving dinner every night at 4700 Wisconsin Ave NW from 4-9 after Steak 'n Egg Diner closes with a menu of frites and more frites. (Pics taken by the restaurant)

[With Love, JerLisa Nicole @JerLisa_Nicole]

Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

Quick personality update for this summer: I'm extremely ALL IN on America250. Lots of appeal to my interests: crowds, spectacle, monoculture, Revolutionary War history, tall ships, custom merch, New England regional pride, not thinking too hard about bad things