Gemma Fensome

wanna be musical star, ended up an excel spreadsheet updater.

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

@JamesGillComedy It must be hard for him not to criticise Southgate and the players. Being a radio DJ and best friend of Chris Evans gives you all the credentials you need to tell Southgate what he should have done differently 🤣

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

@RoyalMailHelp Are your Royal mail delivery staff not required to wear masks? Also is there a reason they are still trying to hand customers parcels, rather than leave on the floor and step 2m back?

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

@Chef1Wayner ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Adam O. Davis @cubist_octopus]

One month later—! Thanks to all who’ve picked up a copy of INDEX OF HAUNTED HOUSES! And if you haven’t yet, I’ve heard books make a fine substitute for candy on Halloween...

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

@NHSCOVID19app I woke up this morning to no messages from the app but it now says I have 6 days left of my isolation. I have no idea where this has come from and two days ago it said it was scanning and active. Should I be isolating? And why didn’t I receive a message?

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to drugs https://t.co/2T2psYBDRv

[Adam O. Davis @cubist_octopus]

Whether you’re in Pittsburgh or the digital beyond I hope you can join @ProfMSCaballero, Andrew Seguin, @anntownsendpoet, & myself for a reading this Friday @whitewhalebks!

https://t.co/2N2l1mleNJ

[Adam O. Davis @cubist_octopus]

What ghosts will you find on Sept. 1? Counting down Index of Haunted Houses’ pub day, I’ll be posting a serialized version of National Anthem, one of the longest poems in the book. Preorder @sarabandebooks or wherever you get your books!

[Adam O. Davis @cubist_octopus]

Index of Haunted Houses arrives on Sept. 1! During such an uncertain year, this is a serious gift & I’m thankful for @sarabandebooks & the dream team of @TBFXDonnelly, @jerichobrown, @ilya_poet, Rae Armantrout, & @EduardoCCorral for supporting the book with their generous words.

[Paddy McGuinness ❤️ @PaddyMcGuinness]

I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! 🤪 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

I tested very positively

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

That the latest "decision" is that you can have your cleaner or your nanny visit your house, but not your parents, is so parodically the call of posh men who were sent away to boarding school, it's actually made me hysterical.

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

@MPSRajKohli @MerielMyers It was not me, you have no evidence it was me. I don’t know what you are talking about I always come out shopping with a massive door frame on my chair!

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

Sooo good

[Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer]

the room next door - Matt Hancock's Daily Briefing

for #TheMashReport

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

I resisted Afterlife 2 for a few weeks. I knew I would ball my eyes out & needed to prepare myself. Finally binged watched it. My god @rickygervais smashed it again. I’m watching again for the meditation scene alone. I’m also 100% getting a dog. #AfterLife2

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

Phenomenal

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

Just while I wait for them to have an actual rematch.

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

@jamieklingler He looks so cute xxx

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

Pretty simple. Stay Home, protect the NHS, save lives! Big love to all our emergency services ❤️❤️❤️

[Raj Kohli @RajSKohliexcop]

Stay at home, protect the NHS, save lives. Now pass the message on..... with big thanks to @MPSTootingTnC

[Gemma Fensome @GemFens]

@MPSRajKohli I am cracking up!