Kimberly Lancaster

Stay strong, make them wonder how you're still smiling.

[Kimberly Lancaster @GemanKaren]

My Boss asked me to start the Presentation with a Joke; I attached my Salary Payslip on the 1st Slide.

[Kimberly Lancaster @GemanKaren]

Women vs men http://t.co/jkNGUwJq5W

[Kimberly Lancaster @GemanKaren]

A gift card is a great way to say, "Go buy your own damn present!"

[Kimberly Lancaster @GemanKaren]

Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

[Lisa McClain @HaiClear]

If you tickle my feet, I am not responsible for what happens to your face.

[Melody Tracy @ArlineJasom]

"Age is just a number..." "Yeah, and weed is just a plant"

[Kimberly Lancaster @GemanKaren]

Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it.

[Kimberly Lancaster @GemanKaren]

Our generation will be the weirdest grandparents.

[Kimberly Lancaster @GemanKaren]

Pig escapes from truck http://t.co/xLNnk2rJwG