Me: I can type a very strong, all characters, truly random passphrase on the Q in 15 seconds.
SeedSigner users: Why do you need to type that fast?
Me: I can confidently dice roll seeds with the Q way faster than any other hardware.
SS users: So what?
Me: I can configure all sorts of trick pins, wipe features, scramble keys, etc.
SS users: Why do you need to do that?
Me: I can use the USB port to send stored passwords directly to PC.
SS users: just copy from vaultwarden
Me: I can conveniently store a ridiculous amount of seeds with beautiful seed names :) in the seed vault (without backups) and even if someone managed to compromise device and retrieve these seeds, the real funds could be hidden behind a passphrase on top of the seeds.
SS users: just have like 15 different encrypted QR codes and memorize the decryptions.
Me: I can create a specially prepared microsd card that must be inserted before correct pin is entered or the seed is wiped.
SS users: Who uses that?
Me: I can securely store and use several multisig descriptor backups directly on my devices in case some of my other ones get lost.
SS users: stateless is the way bro
Me: I can clone my Q with everything on it and have an exact backup on another Q within 45 seconds
SS users: Who cares?
Me: I can securely store passwords, personal info, card info, gun serial numbers, seeds of all types (bip85, passphrase) node QR info, everything, etc on the CC Q. All of this info can be conveniently stored in beautiful, organized groups :) I can then securely and selectively transfer some of this info or all of this info to someone in a different country with a wiped Q, using the Key Teleport feature without anything being intercepted.
SS users: .........
Me: I can literally just keep requesting new features without any additional work on my end and the CC team will keep adding them.
SS users: just fork your own firmware bro
Me: I can continue wasting my time explaining what the SeedSigner is not capable of (there is plenty more) but you dont actually care.
SS users: you are correct
Me: the Q has a built in flashlight
SS users: thats sick
If the SeedSigner community wasnt so delusional, I probably wouldve already had one by now but I have been turned away and have chosen to wait for Specter 2. SS has NOWHERE near the functionality as a CC Q ๐คฃ