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@kaguya_hoshino OK, but it's mostly urine.

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If you could choose whom you loved, desire would be neither erotic nor magical.

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@ExpertsLie Segregation, apartheid, holocaust... Lots of good options.

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@kitten_beloved @growing_daniel So true.

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@rkellysmydad What if The Cobb was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Tryna make His way home?

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@ExpertsLie I'm so sorry. I'd say "maybe it will get better when she's older" but we both know that's not true.

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@poopswag34 I knew it.

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@ExpertsLie Exactly what I hoped.

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@poopswag34 My body definitely can't consent.

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@poopswag34 The future is so much better than I ever dared imagine when I was a boy.

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@ExpertsLie This is exactly why I always pretend I'm laughing *with* Superbad.

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@kitten_beloved All children are pedophiles.

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@TheKoolaider @Howlingmutant0 Nope. She's Canadian. If she touches a gun, she dissolves into a pool of maple syrup.

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@RachelBitecofer That's not a reason to stop enjoying a good song.

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@ExpertsLie You say that like it's a problem, but what it really is is an opportunity - an opportunity for people to smell your vagina.

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@whyte2025 @inkblotistan What is this abomination?

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@poopswag34 We all have that one friend that smells like pee.

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@inkblotistan That feeling when you realize you're just being used.

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@MikeJazzpenis The thing that frightens me most is, what if it *isn't* gay?