Elizabeth

Prototype Developer. Masters of Science in Skeletal and Dental Bioarchaeology.

[Elizabeth @GenCordswainer]

I’m in this movie! Watch it!!

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

HEARD SHE GOT MARRIED

The brand new movie from Motern Media and ShockMarathons. Available worldwide now.

[Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson]

Deaths in the US so far in 2026, by cause:

Drowning: approximately 1000 (22 kids in Texas alone)
Mushroom poisoning: 4
Rattlesnake: 3
Lightning: 2
Marathon: 1
Measles: 0

And, oh yeah, overdose: approximately 30000

Let's try to scare people some MORE about measles, huh?

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Overwhelmed by Matt Farley's musical output?
This brand new book walks you through each of his "No-Jokes" albums.
#informative #inspiring

[Wilfrid @Freddoidk]

My top 5
The Beach Boys
Matt Farley
GUM
King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
Strawberry Alarm Clock or The Zombies based solely on Odessey and Oracle

Honourable mentions:
The Beatles
Eric Burdon & the Animals
Curtis Harding

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

"I like me some chaos."
-EVIL PUDDLE (2025)

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

A thrilling moment from EVIL PUDDLE (2025)

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Best gift for Father’s Day.

[mitch @Jma48Mitch]

One big hazard of this new @moternmedia book for me, especially when I’m trying to work on the next @TrademarkIssues album …. The songs are TOO good and you want to figure out how to play ‘em. “Skinny dipping in the creek” is such a good little tune!

[Will Sloan @WillSloanEsq]

I am delighted to own @MoternMedia's epic new 385-page book about his own discography. Every single one of his dozens of "no-jokes" albums explained. A must-read for fans of culture: https://t.co/kbpuyeft9h

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Before making any career decisions, Matt Farley consults with his high-priced team of publicists and entertainment lawyers.

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Complete your Motern Media vinyl collection on World Motern Day:
https://t.co/5en5fBOF7j

[Elizabeth @GenCordswainer]

I heard he beat Brad Pitt in a wet t-shirt contest.

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

There are so many rumors about Matt Farley of Motern Media.

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Motern Media in The Washington Post!!

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Matt Farley’s No-Jokes catalogue is such a dense body of work that you’ll need this book to guide you through it.

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Newburyport, MA

[Elizabeth @GenCordswainer]

@Zacklby @nicksortor @NStewWX NASA is useless.

[Elizabeth @GenCordswainer]

@Ebmcfd Felt in Danvers

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

People have lots of respect for Matt Farley of Motern Media.

[Elizabeth @GenCordswainer]

@ZubyMusic @EmilyVBurns True fact: more people die in Europe from no AC than people are shot in the USA

[Matt Farley of Motern Media @MoternMedia]

Next show:
Friday, June 12 in Danvers, MA