George Patton

woot i command tanks

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

@DEisenhower34 hey, ike, tell montgomery to suck a dick for me

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

in other news, I FUCKING HATE TUNISIA

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

okay, seriously. if that goddamn mess sergeant can't cook a steak right this time I am going to slap his shit

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

seriously it's like the sky here has a leaky bladder or some shit jesus christ

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

someone explain to me why france is so fuckin' rainy

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

pop pop pop watchin' schiessekopfs drop

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

@DEisenhower34 @PresHarryTruman You keep being assholes, ASSHOLES.

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

BOO FUCKING HOO THEY RECORDED CHURCHILL'S SPEECH INSTEAD OF YOURS QUIT CRYING ABOUT IT YOU FROGGY BASTARD

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

jesus christ does de gaulle ever shut the fuck up

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

@smashmouth EAT THE EGGS, YOU GOD-DAMNED LILY-LIVERED PANSIES

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

@Kim_Jong_Il__ at least your dad was, whatever, you little douchebags look the same

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@Kim_Jong_Il__ you're lucky macarthur got fired. fucking truman.

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@OhTheShermanity that's what I like to hear. WANTON DESTRUCTION.

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

@truffle that or a BAR, you crazy future types need LMGs goddamn it what with your weird flashing light boxes

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

@truffle m1 garand. high-power, semi-auto, MAKES AN AWESOME PING NOISE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdaptrmk31Y&feature=related

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in other news, strudel is pretty tasty.

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God DAMN I suddenly have a lot of followers. WHICH OF YOU ARE COMMIE SPIES GODDAMN IT

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

LET ME FUCKING CROSS THE RHINE ALREADY CHRIST

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

AND THE WAY THOSE FUCKING NAZI COCKSUCKERS KEEP BLOWING BRIDGES

[George Patton @GenGeorgie]

I FUCKING HATE MUD