Gene Parmesan 🥸

Wrestling Enthusiast and Private Detective (the best)

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

No one is safe...

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Kevin Patullo tomorrow

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

if the Eagles lose they have no one to blame but Nick Sirianni for appointing a terrible OC because he's a pal & then not reassigning play calling when it was clear that the OC was horrible

wasting an elite defense because you wanted to let your buddy call offensive plays

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

@zhion25 🤦‍♂️ jfc man. I’m sorry you don’t understand how jokes work.

You must be a blast at parties.

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

Flag on the play

Elder abuse… 1st down Colts

[NYTakeFlight @NYTakeFlight]

Phillip Rivers in 2025. #NFL

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

@zhion25 Is he your grandpa? I apparently hit some sort of nerve here

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

@zhion25 Oh shit, a 5 yd slant route!

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

@zhion25

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

When the offensive game plan is terrible and the Eagles lose:

Media: “Jalen Hurts needs to be benched for a one career start backup. Hurts is terrible”

When the offense is being creative and they let the talent just play ball:

Media: “Wow Patullo is calling a great game!”

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

If you think Jalen Hurts should be benched for Tanner McKee

You probably eat paint chips

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

Chauncey Billups and the Mob took a page out of Futurama, @PabloTorre

Matt Groening predicted it again…

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

One is embarrassing, shouldn’t be seen in public, and reeks of “boomer”

The other is considered modern fashion

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Philadelphia Union celebrate winning the Supporters' Shield 🏆

It's their second in club history.

(via @MLS)

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

Unless Franklin wins the whole thing, maaaybe make it to the CFB, I don’t see him keeping his job

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

Except,

Schwarber is a DH that bats maybe 4 times a game and Saquon is a RB that has to run straight into 300lb + linebackers trying to kill him

Other than that, yeah, similar situations

[Eliot Shorr-Parks @EliotShorrParks]

Interesting decision by Thomson

Eagles faced a similar situation and prioritized winning instead of giving Saquon a chance to break the rushing record

Phillies prioritizing the record

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

What’s Happening?

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

From the archives of @Shanemgillis home movies

[NewsForce @Newsforce]

My guy is committed, that's for sure.

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

@JeanMozzarella

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

I was just asked if I want to give a tip for purchasing a restaurant gift card

[Gene Parmesan 🥸 @Gene_Parmesan13]

My version of shopping for strawberries includes an ocular pat-down and if I see ONE odd looking strawberry, I put it back