Louie

Just a fella, blessing the rains.

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[Louie @GeneralHandler]

feel like pure shit just want him back

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

@kierank_ @JeremyClarkson I know things in Europe look bad at the moment, but I don't think we've yet reached the point of needing to draft Clarkson to do long range bombing missions

[Gráinne Maguire @GrainneMaguire]

All these illegal Tory parties and poor Dianne couldn’t even have a fucking gin in a tin on the train?!?!

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

I knew you'd all come back around to Brown. The second the chips are down, everyone comes crawling back to daddy Brown.

[Hind Hassan @HindHassanNews]

Yesterday I, along with my entire family and a shit-ton of my friends from ethnic minority backgrounds, were made second-class citizens in the UK as a result of the Nationality and Borders Bill. 6 million of us can now be stripped of our nationality without being told about it.

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

@merseyskeptics One slight issue with what you said: the gov has clearly said that for certain events the covid pass will not accept tests, only vaccines. This was going to be the case for clubs in plan B (at least at time of recording anyway) so it's not planned to be as inclusive as you imply

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

Newsflash: recruiters are still scum. That's all.

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

Well, it's finally happened: HMRC is threatening to take me to court. Frankly, I can't believe it's taken this long.

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

@mikehall314 To be fair, it's hard to imagine anything else that could (or should) have been done by the time δ took hold, and we could only hold it off for so long. Pretty much every country is back in R>1 territory, δ basically won the game by being so transmissible that it beat our NPI out

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

@levywood79 @jasebyjason Ah yes, we'll convince the public, who we can all agree love the tories recently, to start getting violent and disrupt democracy. We've not seen that go wrong ever in recent history, like say January of this year.

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

I am proud to maintain this tradition

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

The first rule of radiotherapy treatment planning system development is apparently that you can't break userspace if userspace never worked in the first place

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

Do this harmful thing or I'll immediately resort to racism is a hell of a take

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Sure. If you think standardized tests carefully developed by experienced psychometricians are biased just wait until you experience what they're replaced with. Right, Asians?

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

@VaccineStatusUK That's the one! Also, on the plot on the right, why aren't the doses in mid-august delivered earlier, as the first doses end in July and then the 12-week delay is scrapped? Or do you impose a minimum 3 week delay?

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

.@VaccineStatusUK I've been trying to work out for ages now why you predict slightly more cumulative second doses than first in your predictions. Is it making assumptions about the number of deaths in the 12 week period? If so, do you account for people aging into the priorities?

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

Forgive me father, for I have sinned

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

@kierank_ @idlehandsdev She's beautiful

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

@kierank_ @SLC_Repayment I have successfully avoided twitter for months now, only to be undone because SLC wants to be cool with the kids. I'll have to tiktok them next

[Louie @GeneralHandler]

.@SLC_Repayment I have overpaid on my student loan, is there not a form where I can complete a refund request without having to spend over an hour on hold? Also directing people to tweet at you as a first resort is bizarre btw