Sorry about my crude language, but I just need to get this off my chest about MGS: PEACE WALKER and it's post game content especially.
I love playing every MGS doing NO KILLS and NO ALERTS whatsoever and in almost every MGS I play that's not an issue but only in PW, only in PEACE FUCKIN WALKER those pesky mech boss fights force you to fulton their stupid "backup unit" so their stupid captain go "Huh wha" AFTER 100 OF HIS FRIENDS GET BALOONED and what's that? you don't have enough fultons? WELL SUCKS TO SUCK because Miller is too fuckin retarded to send in more FULTON FUCKIN RECOVERY DEVICES and keeps hitting on that french girl that loves birds ALL FUCKIN DAY. I have to CQC every retarded blind ass soldier that gets SHIT OUT by the tank and line them up PERFECTLY on the path of the Tank that does NOTHING BUT GO LEFT AND RIGHT ALL DAY and hope ot fuckin Hideo Kojima's golden nuts that the fuckin Tank will Run over them so more soldiers can spawn in and I can do the same FUCKIN SHIT ALL OVER AGAIN!
"bro you just gotta develop zippidy zoppidy fulton launcher so you can go Total Stealth like you're used to and fulton everyone" well GUESS FUCKIN WHAT?! I still need to beat the stupid fuckin TANK MISSION LETHALLY to progress the stupid fuckin story and upgrade the MB so I CAN DEVELOP THE STUPID FUCK LAUNCHER you absolute moron! "Bro just go back to the mission after you get the equipment and do it Total Stealth this time" YEAH LEMME JUST TAKE A MENTAL NOTE OF THAT ONE RETARDED TANK BOSS FIGHT BEFORE I SCROLL THROUGH HUNDREDS OF SIDE FUCKIN OPS TO FIND THAT ONE RETARDED MISSION ONE MORE TIME! OH WAIT THAT ALSO HAS THE CHECKMARK AND I CAN'T SORT THE SHITTY ASS PSP UI MISSION LIST? THAT'S JUST FUCKIN GREAT! WONDERFUL FUCKIN GAME KOJIMA! YOU ARE THE BEST KOJIMA KOJIMA IS GODDDD WOOOWWW
It's BEEMONDAY!🐝
Rest edition...
For everyone wondering how you’re supposed to rest in Songclave when the seat is already occupied...
Well you can but there is a nuance...