Drunken Genius 🍻

26, also referred to as Stoned genius and giant loser. proudly sucking @tay_owen72’s titties and getting throat stomped

[Drunken Genius 🍻 @General_N8]

@gilfgavin Shit slaps harder than my dads belt

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

The Obama library is a Halo 3 map

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

They don't want people to figure out that if they just get off their arse they can fix their own community in 2 weeks. They want you to keep paying them taxes so they can fix your community for you. In 3 years. Maybe. Probably not.

[jakey @jamieleecuntis]

getting sunday scaries

[🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️ @realmaddox]

That's totally disrespectful. Imagine you worked hard your entire life to create a company that manufactures trash cans only to have someone throw Pam Bondi's face in it.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

A federal judge just ruled that videos of DOGE staffers must stay up — and they are devastating.

Under oath, they couldn't define DEI. They admitted they never reduced the deficit. And they wiped out $100 million in humanities grants — including a Holocaust documentary — using ChatGPT.

The regime tried to bury this. It didn't work.
https://t.co/fWMDX4EeEb

[✧ @Redhibition]

@snickerolli

[Josh Otten @ordinarytings]

Turns out my inability to remember anyone’s birthdays, names or important life events isn’t because of spending the entire pandemic half-cooked, it’s just because I’m an ‘asshole’.

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

I hate understanding everything he is saying

[Node al-Gaib @shaneswrld_]

@FreeMrktCptlst yessir. They dont tell you in school that a home grown, high grade sativa, doses in moderation, is the ultimate neural hack for fellow autistic ADHD'ers 🫡. .

[vijay @vijaymichalik]

this is cyberpunk af actually

[Luis Miguel o OUTRO☭ @MalaguetaLuis]

>passe 14 anos atrasando o lançamento do seu novo jogo
>melhor roguelike da década

[🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 @edmundmcmillen]

WTF IS HAPPENING!?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i revisit this tweet like an old friend

[Ryan Shead @RyanShead]

Ok - I had a complete colectomy at 37-years-old due to Lynch Syndrome and cancerous polyps. It’s the same genetic disorder that killed my father.

While I’ve had a few accidents, I’m fortunate I don’t need to wear depends at the moment, but the day will likely come for that or a stoma.

…and I’ll wear them proudly as I watch my kids grow up into adults, unlike my father was able to do with me.

Now answer my question: Why do you disparage people like me in defense of a felon, fraud, and r*pist who refuses to release the Epstein Files?

[Drunken Genius 🍻 @General_N8]

@gilfgavin Oh 2026 gav is gonna be INSANE I just know it.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

what the fuck do you people think this is, a fucking game? did you think it was just a meme? this crime should be enough to topple the US govt, full stop. every admin since Clinton has been aware of this and done nothing. our leaders are all pederasts or enablers, period

[star wyse @Star_Wyse]

rocket racing if they just locked the fuck in this season

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

GORILLAZ x FORTNITE TRAILER 🔥 https://t.co/DoTtnNQylg