George Cruickshank

Comedian, Content Aggregator, Holder of Un-Monied Jobs, he/him, I NEED THA FAMOUS PLEASE LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE MY FAMILY IS DYING

[George Cruickshank @GenericJokeHere]

@BobsBurgersFOX me and my wife @chelzbellz90 just received the best gift ever from the best artist in the family. Even got to light em like a museum 😍

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Those poor drivers. Those poor, delicious, melt-in-your-mouth drivers.

[Chelsea Cruickshank @chelzbellz90]

#NewProfilePic #marriedaf #ACoupleOfCruickshanks @GenericJokeHere

[George Cruickshank @GenericJokeHere]

Been rewatching the wire. It's time to take (work a double shift) these corners (on a food truck) on the mean streets of Baltimore (in Champaign, IL)

[wint @dril]

asked the boys roundtable discussion" what would you do if a porno lady was naked in your house " and we all agrreed we would fuck/have sex

[wint @dril]

the man show of mencia

[wint @dril]

the year is fucking 2008
trolls: There is no way you will become the White mind of mencia.
Me: Watch me

[George Cruickshank @GenericJokeHere]

Son: I can't believe you have the nerve to come back after all these years. You said you were going out for cigarettes!
Dad: they were American Spirits

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@alwayssunny @RMcElhenney @KaitlinOlson @GlennHowerton @DannyDeVito 😁😁😁💍

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@itsmariannnna My parents have a similar age difference, and I fully agree. It's fucking weird lol

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@cowboyparable Lol for sure. Had some friends on Springfield Ave in Champaign who used to have a similar situation. They may try to raise rent, but also might just put a for sale sign out front and tell u they're gonna do a bunch of work on the house and then just leave pallets around

[George Cruickshank @GenericJokeHere]

@cowboyparable That said he still ended the lease when his grandson needed a place to move with his wife and baby. Good reason and a good dude, but the whole system is obviously broken

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@cowboyparable Are they just a random person or property management? Property management will needle you for every cent imaginable. My mom once had a landlord who just owned the duplex and lived in the other half. He was the only truly solid landlord I remember having, dude was dope

[Wendell Pierce @WendellPierce]

A man of great strength and grace. As talented a musician as he was an actor. The epitome of class. An sudden unexpected sharp painful grief for our artistic family. An unimaginable suffering for his personal family and loved ones. Godspeed my friend. You made your mark here. RIP

[George Cruickshank @GenericJokeHere]

@cowboyparable Southern IL? Keep an ear out for banjos 🤣

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@joerogan I'm a nobody comic who's been doing open mics for over 10 years and this is legitimately the most bitch-made, pussy shit I've ever seen in my life. Why aren't you more ashamed of yourself?

[George Cruickshank @GenericJokeHere]

@DashKwiatkowski They're gonna get animals hungover? Idk that sounds unethical

[Casey Explosion @CaseyExplosion]

If you're wondering how anyone took Jordan Peterson seriously in the first place, it's because he started with lying about trans people, and too few people see transphobia as the red flag it should be, he was always like this, but nobody cared when he was bullshitting about us.